Kelly Bakeer

"Kelly Bakeer" or "Kel" is a nickname I made up when I was doing calls with randoms on the app called "Houseparty" in 2019. They would ask me who I was and I just thought of Kelly Bakeer. There's literally no reason why I picked "Kelly Bakeer", it just sounded cool to me. So I ended up sticking with the name because it sounded better than my real name "Tim" lol.

Girl: Isn't "Kelly Bakeer" a girl name?

Male: no, get your facts straight.

by Kelly Bakeer August 31, 2020

Kelly

Scam likely, be care with this type. Highly likely to take you for your money and run away with it, then come back when they're broke or leave you if you become broke.
Also will most likely sleep with your friends and date them too.
Must avoid at all cost. Will pretend they like you but in reality go behind your back and talk badly about you when you are no use to her. She will try to lock you down for child support, watch your condoms for holes.
Do not fall for this type of fakeness or you'll be stuck in an endless toxic cycle.
TO THE STREETS with this one.

Kelly is hood and for the streets.
You've heard of a girl that slept with your ex? That's a Kelly.

by thematrixanon November 24, 2021

Mexican Kelly

When a fire fighter works a day of overtime, and then calls in sick on their next shift.

Julio likes to work overtime but he always follows it up with a mexican kelly.

by Turk 182 August 14, 2008

Tommy-Kelly Entanglement

This phrase was brought forth via R. Kelly's "I'm a Flirt" single in which one of the lyrics states, "she'll be calling you Kelly when your name is Tommy." The term applies to certain individual states during which an individual exists as both Kelly and Tommy simultaneously, particularly during intercourse. At the same time, the phrase also applies to general states of confusion regarding one's identity.

Tommy: Hi, I reserved a table for two for 7:30

Host: let me see... Kelly?

Tommy: actually, my name is Tommy but I can see how one would confuse me for Kelly as I am going through an identity crisis and as such exist in both Tommy and Kelly states simultaneously.

Host: Naturally, I apologize for not recognizing the Tommy-Kelly entanglement sooner.

by Tommy-Kelly July 19, 2011

Red kelly

Red Kelly : When a girl gives you oral whilst you at every red light stop whilst you are driving.
How do u know if you have been the receiver of a ‘Red Kelly’.... yr trousers and pants are down and you are being sucked off at a red light whilst stuck in traffic.

By Timmy Passion February 26, 2020

Red kelly
#publicsex #blowjob #oral #cum #redkelly

by Timmy passion February 26, 2020

Emilee Kelly

The most beautiful girl will ever see, all the other girls are so jealous of her because she is perfect in every way. She has blue eyes and blonde hair, and basically every guy wants to date her. She has an amazing body, and She runs Cross Country and is a sick tennis player. Emilee often makes refrences to Mac Dre songs such as "not my job!" Usually Todd's normally fall for emilee's.

Todd: Dude emilee kelly makes me so happy, arent you jealous of me?
Chris: Yeah dude congrats, ive always liked emilee kelly, shes a real catch.

by chodobenko September 20, 2009

Kelly Holmes

A person with a substantial level of knowledge and experience in the field of athletics and/or keeping fit.

Derives from the athlete Kelly Holmes, a British Olympic gold-medalist; usage popularised by the character Lauren from the catherine tate show.

Gym instructor: You're going very slowly on that treadmill.

Lauren: What do you know, are you Kelly Holmes?

Gym instructor: No, but...

Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?

Gym instructor: I'm only trying to hel...

Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?

Gym instructor: Just let me show...

Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?

etc

by Einar Stefanoffenson December 14, 2008