king kong dick

A joint that is collosal in both girth and length, so much so that it resembles the fictional primates oversized genatalia

joey: holy shit! johnny that has to biggest joint iv ever seen!

johnny: thats right dog and you know what joey were going to conquer this king kong dick together!

by gunny bunny August 15, 2012

Donkey Konging

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.

Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.

by uglyinpink August 16, 2014

Nubis Kong

A person that is new at something, and lacks the ability to learn it well.

Billy will never be good at world of warcraft, what a Nubis Kong.

by Paul M P (LT) October 23, 2008

Hong Kong Glue

Slang term for cum
Refers to the fact that cum is sticky, like glue as well as the high prevalence of hookers in Hong Kong

I gave that bitch some dental shots of Hong Kong glue.

by Patrick F... October 24, 2008

Hong Kong Hunk

A very attractive Asian boy or man, which is considered uncommon. Usually into Chinese, Japanese, or Korean culture, such as martial arts and natural medicine; very smart and dedicated to what they love; has an awesome taste in music; basically all around amazing that it's surprising that he could even be as hot and/or sexy as he is. Also known as Hong Kong Hottie.

White Girl #1: Wow, did you see that Hong Kong hunk walk by? I have a huge crush on him.

White Girl #2: You don't have a chance.

by whitegirlnumberone June 14, 2009

Honk Kong no-shitter

A seemingly unbelievable event, that is indeed true and verifible by credible persons.

John: Did Mike really eat 6 pounds of uncooked pasta?
Dave: Yep, saw the whole thing, a real Hong Kong no-shitter.

by Eddy the Dentist January 10, 2004

Donkey Kong Politics

When politicians shout about how they think the country should be run but do nothing other than belittle the opposition, instead of making progress.

It can also relate to the impossible journey a senator or congressman has to go through to make progress in government while up against a higher authority who will not listen to "the little guy."

Gay marriage was once again shot down this week for no particular reason other than 'it's in the Bible.' It seems like we have a case of Donkey Kong Politics.

by inferiorego August 3, 2011