Kinky Armadillo

When a dwarf with no arms is getting hit from behind, and is curled into a ball

Hey, Kyle gave that midget the other night a kinky armadillo

by Birdie Mangan July 25, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>1.Garden State 2. Kinky Boots. 3.Alita: Battle Angel 4. Night Of The Living Dead 5. Puss N' Boots<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>1.Garden State 2. Kinky Boots. 3.Alita: Battle Angel 4. Night Of The Living Dead 5. Puss N' Boots<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

kinky

when your hair gets to dry and frizzy

“i have to wet my hair before it gets kinky”

by queen farquad January 6, 2022

Kinky

involving or given to unusual sexual behaviour.

person A: I like being handcuffed

person B: You kinky little bitch

by Kinky bitch... June 13, 2022

Kinky Wagon

A sex act consisting of two or more bearded men engaging in rear-entry penetration in or on an early 1990s Chevrolet Caprice station wagon.

Jose: I’m looking to spice up our sec life, mi amor.

Andy: Guess who just bought a Chevy Caprice wagon!

Together in unison: KINKY WAGON!!

Andy: Oof, that hurts, but I like it.

Caprice Wagon: Toot toot!

by Wagon enthusiast March 3, 2022

That's Not Kinky

A Foot or Feet kink

Whore: I have a thing for feet
A smart person: That's Not Kinky, you dirty, dirty whore

by Sheldon, the idiot November 8, 2019

fake kinky

A person who acts kinky but is vanilla as heck but wants to fit in

“I am very kinky but I don’t want to be choked or anything ”

“Yo she’s fake kinky”

by Dumbass kitten July 12, 2022