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junky zombie

A guy that died sometime in the early 80s that fell off a dock high on cocaine and drowned. Yet he came back to life, and instead of craving flesh he shakes you down for money, drugs, and cigarettes. He is known to show up when you are using drugs.He yells alot, and will have sex with your girlfriend against her will.
Junky zombie shook me down for my change when I came out of the gas station.

My friend got high on smack, and all the sudden junky zombie showed up, ripped me off and had sex with katie.
by cappdoodledoo May 10, 2011
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junkie parlay

A bet made by a degenerate gambler to cover losses from previous bets. The odds are usually highly against a winning out come for the gambler and if so, the payout is much larger than the risk.
I lost a G to the dog because the sox lost last night... so I put in like three junkie parlays on west coast games late last night.
by dmbx7 June 12, 2008
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junkie limbo

Being in the junkie limbo refers to coming down from heroin or other opiates.

You're too well to sleep, too tired to stake awake, and the sickness is on its way.
Junke #1: Hey man, let's cop some fire tar!
Junkie #2: Not today man, I'm starting to feel like shit
Junkie #1: Shit dude, you're in the junkie limbo! Can I borrow $20?
Junkie #2: Fuck off!
by EazieWeezie November 23, 2019
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Ketchikan Junkie

Not your typical junkie. They can be your everyday neighbor. Most of them are unable to hang onto housing. Never have anything to do other then overdose once in a while. Most are women beaters and have criminal records that grow by the month.
That ketchikan junkie must of peaked in high school. Cause they sure havent been able to have some semblance of a real looking life since high school.
by Cody Ryan Mathwig October 13, 2022
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Junkie Slit

An extension for the popular Urban Dictionary entry Slit; which refers to women & their vagina's;

Junkie Slit is another derogatory word combination that describes the "females" or "ladies" referring to their only useful features, that are drug addicts, crack heads or frequent needle users from low-socioeconomic status (SES) households. Meaning they have little income or wealth usually found on unemployment benefits or faking a disability for a pension.

Junkie slit is usually a last resort when no other pussy can be found, most will suck you off for $20 work of amphetamine.
Jesus Christ! The "Junkie slit" in this town is fucking horrendous!

or

As a response to "So did you score some bitches partyin in the city last week?" "Nearly went home empty handed! But found some disgusting Junkie slit sitting on the curb on the way home, offered them a point each for half an hour of their time. I'll be taking antibiotics for the next four weeks though just in case."
by Butch23 February 22, 2022
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Lipstick Junkie

When you are absolutely addicted to lipsticks . You know you are a lipstick junkie when you're trying to buy a lipstick color and someone makes a remark about how you have 5 the same exact color. Also when you spend your free time looking at new lipsticks. Every lipstick junkie has their "Go to color" . AND YOU DEFINETELY KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN : Matte, Demi-Matte, Sheer, Velvet, Satin, Cream,Pearl, Long wearing & Gloss.
Jess is such a lipstick junkie she's been in Mac for 2 hours looking at colors that are exactly the same.

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by Angel💖 April 28, 2016
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granny junkie

One who is addicted to banging their friends' grandmothers.

A younger individual who likes to eat rank, dusty, sour pussy.
John: Damn, your g-ma is looking fine!
Dave: God...what's wrong with you she's 85?!
Mike: Dude, that doesn't matter to John, you know he's a granny junkie. He banged my grandma twice last week!
by jumbo granny panties January 10, 2011
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