Parachutist-less Cliff Jumper

An individual that believes what he or she hears without confirming any facts.

President Trump was able to manipulate his base with repeating a lie, his followers became devoted Parachutist-less Cliff Jumpers.

by Creativelingo January 21, 2021

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Conference Jumper

A person who attends conferences all year round. These conferences include personal growth, leadership training, corporate networking and trade shows. These people do not have actual jobs or do any work. They just post Instagram stories from their latest conference with the Black Eyed Peas, Let’s Get It Started song playing.

How does Scott attend all theses conferences without a real job? He must be a conference jumper.

by Glockerfied July 9, 2022

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Job Jumper

Someone who jumps from job to job, kind of like a drifter but someone who doesn't want to be cooped up in one place for too long. Usually this annoys the employers because it implies that someone isn't going to be putting in a lot to the company they're working for or they're not committing.

Joe is a Job Jumper. He has had 20 different jobs in the past 20 years, somehow he can bullshit a resume and make himself seem interested/employable. More power to him.

by Space Wrangler August 23, 2021

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bush jumper

one who specialize`s in the art of jumping on/into bushes belonging to other people.
this art involves a lot of practice to get your posture just right as u soar through the air and can take many year or even an entire life time to perfectly master. it may also be added to the 2050 Olympic sports as a spanking new category which will be a great milestone for the profession. so go join the local bush jumper club in your area and have fun.

person1. hey joe, wanna go past old billies and crash his fern bush for a bit of bush jumper action?
person2. k
person3. k

by ode to gods bum December 7, 2020

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