The most overrated player of all time, survived purely because of horny fangirls (one of them being Gareth Southgate). A little known fact is that he has superpowers! He can disappear for up to 90 minutes and has demonstrated this power many times like in the Euro 2024 final against Spain.
by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024
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He has no human friends and has very low self esteem on the surface. His favorite activity is to swim with marine life. He has a small penis and a lot of problems.
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