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Jude Pellingham

a Fraud who ghosts for 90 minutes just to end up scoring a lucky tap-in in the 96th minute and Madrid fans who only watch goals after the game call him better then Pedri
-did you see how Jude Pellingham ghosted for 95 minutes against Getafe
-No but I did see his 96th minute winner,he clears Pedri
by PedriGoat72 February 10, 2025
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Jude Moran

OMG you’re a Jude Moran at sucking!
by OogaBooga69696969 February 21, 2019
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Jude

Jude… he’s hard to put into words, but I’ll try. talking to him feels like sunlight spilling into your day, soft and warm, making everything brighter. you can see Jesus in him, in the way he moves, speaks, and simply is. he’s brilliant, effortlessly gifted, and somehow shines at every sport he tries.

he’s 5’8” with soft brunette hair and eyes the color of rich, melted chocolate — the kind that makes you catch your breath at first glance. and honestly, he’s breathtaking in every way, inside and out, the kind of person who lingers in your thoughts long after he’s gone.
“I swear, Jude makes every ordinary day feel like something magical is about to happen.”
by teddy-bear obsessed October 22, 2025
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Jude

Huge penis, 6ft, hence, good at cod. Loads of vbucks, chick magnet. Looks like the white mr t. Friends with Mark ZUCC.
by anonymous February 18, 2022
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Jude

A Jude is a sad, greasy little gremlin who crawls on walls and spends weeks playing platformer games. He probably has a fancy name for them, but don't listen to his shit. He will try to get you to like the games in a passive aggressive way. Also plays some weird ass instrument probably.
by IHATEENGLISHYOUPLEBESCITE January 26, 2024
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Jude

idk jude
by straightgang4life February 23, 2022
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Judee

The Judee is a bi-pola being forged in darkness, this being possess many powers deemed to dangerous to the public therefore a Judee must be medicated. Their are two egos of a Judee these are Judeepee and Peedeeju. A Judeepee is a medicated Judee, common traits displayed of a Judeepee are stillness, Lack of motor function and blank expressions. On the other hand a Peedeeju is a Judee which has not been medicated for around 10hours leading a Judee to start loosing control further leading to a display of high levels of physical and oral abuse towards prey when prey are present in a small perimeter around a Peedeeju.
The wild Judee was sedated leading to a passive sedentary state
by Juicyceedic May 15, 2024
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