a funny, kind, considerate, caring, guy who is always there for you, don't promise you won't fall for him, he's amazing, normally with brown or blonde hair, average or short height, and a Sagittarius normally, he is one of the best people on the planet, never lose or let go of him as you will regret it. keep him around as your best friend.
by tulwul November 24, 2021
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Friend 1: Yo that motherfucker's name is Jonah, who names their kid that anymore.
Friend 2: Idk but he seems chill
Friend 2: Idk but he seems chill
by SharkMan4 November 23, 2021
Get the Jonah mug.umm he’s not that cute but he has a rlly nice voice also he’s good at video games. but he has nice hair so ig that makes up for it. he’s really tall too also i have a fatass crush on him.
by dollvity June 17, 2023
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by jkbn'ojb'ol June 22, 2023
Get the Jonah wizniuk mug.A hecken silly man, who emails the entire school a movie script on a whim. He will certainly theive your V-card and will use it to do a line. He hides the fact that he harvests kidneys in his basement, but everyone he tells finds it kinda cute.
Person: "Hi Jonah!"
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."
by Jonah Collazo-Heifetz March 2, 2023
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by Epg>Fhs March 19, 2023
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