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John

A guy who finesses his way through life. Everyone wants a John because he was born to finesse and make the most money without trying. His finesse game is too strong for his rivals, so they tend to get very jealous. He's a guy with a big heart, but it takes someone special to bring out certain emotions and feelings. Overall he's a handful and a John doesn't take shit from nobody.
John loves to drink.....juice.
by A person with no name November 20, 2016
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john

a boy that is pretty stupid and has a smoll penis :)
by you are a john July 27, 2020
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John

He is the biggest dick ever.he screws you over and breaks your heart . He is the biggest man white in the world
He is John
by _cheez_ December 8, 2016
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John

A very smart, nice and attractive person that all people have a crush on. He is basically a GOD. :)
Girl 1: I was worshiping John last night, and i got to meet him.

Girl 2: Omg i am sooooo jelly.
by n0tURb!z2 September 14, 2016
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John

This person is the devil. He like small balls. He wouldnt mind if he could borrow some himself, considdering he doesn't have any. He likes to try and masturbate but fails because his dick is the size of a wall nut. or smaller. He could be on drugs but who knows only crackheads will tell if he is. He is socily awkward. He likes to talk about how big his dick is. but they dont really know because he doesnt want to embarrass himself in front of the ladies. He gets really jelouse. And will lose his temper if u piss him off. he has very little friends. He also doesn't have a life.
Little kid: "Mom" . " whats the definition of the devil?".

Mom: "John"
by John buttface May 30, 2018
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John

Someone who is gay ❤💛💚💙💜and is trash at anything to do with video games however is sometimes a good friend 👍😎
Stop being such a John
by Sapsucker January 22, 2019
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John

John is a very tall person with a big nose. He annoys you all the time for stupid reasons and NEVER stops talking. Even when he’s all alone he talks. He does everything last minute and never plans things ahead of time. He puts no effort into anything and procrastinates everything he does- even simple things that anyone else wouldn’t think twice about. If you ever meet a John, make sure to turn the other way. This is a warning ⚠️
Sandra: Why are you so mad?
Angelina: John put me in a really bad mood. He’s so annoying!
by SAJ6382629 February 27, 2020
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