john

a boy that is pretty stupid and has a smoll penis :)

wow you are a john of a man

by you are a john July 27, 2020

John

He is the biggest dick ever.he screws you over and breaks your heart . He is the biggest man white in the world

He is John

by _cheez_ December 8, 2016

John

A Greek word that means giving a blow job.

John loves giving blow jobs

by Doctor.Rotzka December 21, 2019

John

John

I just Johned my pants

by buttchugger68 January 11, 2018

john

a #baller who is awesome at everything and is the best basketball player ever who lived. he is the best at everything and u are worse than him.

"o my god, did you see how I played in the game? I played like a john!!!!!"

by ricegumhater November 4, 2016

John

Very handsome sweet kind he’s usually 5’11 blue eyes nice smile did drugs one point of his life he has many many many hoesssss when he talks to a girl he doesn’t talk to other girls very sexy and amazing body great wardrobe and the best hair ! :)

Girl-Is that JOHN?

Girl2-yessss. hes so hot

Girl-god damn I want him in my pants
Girl2-mhm that’s definitely a JOHN.

by lovelivelaugh20897 August 5, 2018

John

An ugly douchebag who will never get a girlfriend because he's annoying.

Abigail: Oh look, it's John..!
Ella: I know, he's so ugly. THATS EVEN WHAT HIS NAME MEANS..!

Abigail: makes sense!!

by flowergirl12 May 2, 2017