Jess

Ugly brown/ranga hair slut who's only friend is her sister or her cousin. Jess either plays ping pong or tennis which both she is completely shit at and she's most likely born a lesbian. Jess's favorite food is oranges and lemon. Jess tries to be healthy when making food choices but she loves to indulge in sweet food which her mum despises. Jess is absolutely huge, she's the biggest woman I've seen in my life, she's a fat fuck.

'Holy shit is that bitches name "jess" she's enormous'
"Ugh, is that Jess with her cousin again?? Aren't they from Alabama"

by pinkflowerlover May 4, 2022

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jess is the biggest dom ever she will choke you

jess is such a dom she could choke you

by emowhore April 19, 2020

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Jess

Can be tall but can be short. Jess' have brown hair but also could have blonde, ginger or any other colour. Sometimes they need glasses but sometimes their eyesight is perfect! Normally have small or large feet but also can have medium sized feet. Beautiful on occasion but sometimes are ugly or just plain. Jealousy is common amongst Jesses however often they are not jealous. A boy loves a Jess but another boy hates a Jess. Jess is for everyone but someone Jess is for no one. Nice personality but can be annoying and draining!!! Jess is really just......there.

Charmaine: Hey friend!
Philippa: Hello There!
Charmaine: You going out tonight with Emma Leigh?

Philippa: No i'm going out with Jess
Charmaine: The sometimes tall girl?
Philippics: Yeah

by ShellQq0 July 31, 2017

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Girl who your not sure how you became friends with but that’s fine, she’s soooo pretty and sweet. But not when she’s upset that’s coo tho -someone always manages to look like she’s crying or high when she snaps back and in 6th grade you were probably lowkey scared of her in a weird way and in 3rd grade ...let’s not talk bout it that was-

Me “Jess are you crying”
Jess “no I’m fabulous duhhh”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 3, 2020

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