cock jumper

A person whom cannot be without a penis in their life. A cock jumper always has a boyfriend until they find the next one. A cock jumper is never alone.

That damn Sam is such a cock jumper she jumped off Eddie for Fred in less than 24 hours.

by DJSTUBBLEBUBBLE July 14, 2013

Twat Jammer

A female that claims to be 18 but turns out to be too young

I thought she was 18 and gave her the hammer, next thing I knew I was in the slammer by that little Twat Jammer.

by dirt_circle_destroyer September 30, 2016

Shadow Jumper

The lazy guy who randomly messages you compliments and nothing else to see if anything sticks. He lingers in the shadows and randomly jumps out trying to get a response.

That shadow jumper messaged me again last night.

by Iamboundless October 5, 2017

Big jumper

When you do something extra-ordinary and out of the realm for you

My mom is a "big jumper", she just started using emojis and gifs in texts messages.

Brooke's cat, Animal, is a "big jumper"! It'll jump as high as you challenge it and scratch your ceilings!

by Thisisastupidusername November 2, 2017

Cow jumper

Someone who likes to throw bricks at cows on Sunday after church, under a bridge with your dad

Billy are you a cow jumper? Billy: yes *grabs bricks*

by McHoser April 5, 2019

NASA Jumpers

A hoodie that can only be worn by absolute fucking madlads or Max's girlfriend.

They're wearing NASA Jumpers. What fucking madlads!

by notJagzy September 8, 2019

Clique Jumper

A person who can't manage to stay in one group, someone who is typically chill and friendly, yet has made rounds with everyone at being their friend. Usually can't keep close friends for very long, but friends with every clique.

Jack: "Aren't you an outcast?"
Jill: "Nah, I'm a clique jumper."

by mochamlady December 14, 2019