Jake

A obnoxious person who thinks he has friends but he doesn't

Emma: how are you today lila?
Jake: Good
Lila: she was talking to me you dick

by HelloOhohohoh January 28, 2019

jake

A individual who is pure cringe and is really white he wants to cuss cool but all he talks about are your socks

Jake: Yo sup homie what you doin in the his house.
A boy named Dom: Sup fag.
Jake: Yo you want to box with white socks hair ass.
Dom: Damn not my socks.
Jake: Lets fight bitch.
Dom: I don't fight mentally retarded kids that only talk shit about my sock.

by Dominator592 August 10, 2017

Jake

Jake is a guy that is a racist son of a bitch that loves Alex and wants to fuck her

Jake is fucking hella gay

by Facts nigger December 26, 2019

Jake

One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum".
Plural: Jakes

If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018

Jake

A woman with a massive penis

Wow you look like a massive jake.

by John Donavan October 15, 2018

Jake a

A man who is the definition of a lesbian and thinks he is good a basketball when he cannot play for his life

Jake a is a Jewish rich kid.

by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT December 26, 2018

jake

To use improper grammar, vocabulary, and/or sentence structure while communicating via text through a mobile device

Oh you really jaked up that sentence.

by JakeItUp February 21, 2017