Jacob

Lovely, kind and adorable friend. He is awesome to talk too and it is very rare. If Jacob ever ever speaks to you, you will get a pleasent suprise e.g.
Sophie: OMG! jacob is soooo adorable.
Kelly: I know and once he asked a girl out, wait wait he's coming.
Jacob: Hi girls wanna come out with me sometime. X

Girls: (both faint to the floor)

Jacob is a lovely kind person and very rare to talk to and he is also sooo cute.

by Ihatemyson😃 January 22, 2019

Jacob

Has a very small pp but can still pleasure boys, he is mostly attracted to boys that names start with the letter c. Is not the alpha male and mostly just receives.

Remember that kid named Jacob? He's a little bitch.

by Bigppoverall June 7, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is the kind of guy that will never let stuff go. Hes always thinks hes better then everyone and hes really annoying.
Although you wouldn't want to be his friend he is somewhat smart.

Ugh I hate that guy he always acts like a Jacob

by Somonekool April 21, 2019

Jacob

A meme lord

Wow what a great meme a Jacob must have made it

by Jeff hoe January 17, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is the worst person to ever have in your life. He will hurt you, use you, and break your heart in two. Jacob will use you for your looks and then throw you in the trash.

Jacob used me and threw me away.

by hotmama1991 January 23, 2019

Jacob

A man , usually with long hair, who can get a girlfriend(but not easily). He cherishes her for months until he ends up becoming violent towards her. All his friends turn on him. Jacob repeats this. Although this happens Jacob is usually a middle school person in his early teens. He puts in effort at school but isn't the 'popular kid's. He is often quite annoying and will flirt with anyone he can even if he is in a relationship.

Girl 1:"Omg look at that guy, his hair is so cute"
Girl 2:"Damn girl, you got any sense, he is obviously a Jacob, you don't want that do you?"
Girl 1:"Damn you're right, let's move on..."

by Twixxxy July 27, 2018

Jacob

Usually small kind of guy and Needs to pull his sleeve down
Typically looks like a pelican

That guy is such a Jacob

by jaaaga June 6, 2019