Green Apple Jolly Rancher

A fetish game to be played in the dark. A Green Apple Jolly Rancher is when a man eats out a girl with gonorrhea whilst sucking on any flavor jolly rancher, but it just happens that a gonorrhea nodule closely resembles a green apple jolly rancher. He will then proceed to lose the jolly rancher in her pussy and try to fish it out. Unfortunately for the guy, if he grabs the gonorrhea ball and sticks it into his mouth, the infected pus will explode and he will contract several diseases then promptly vomit.

Steve found out too late that Samantha cheated on him because he already ate her green apple jolly rancher.

by epicsexsauce November 4, 2019

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Mother Of Jolly Ranchers

The original female jolly rancher that was created by God that screwed the other original MALE jolly rancher to reproduce.

“Oh my mother of jolly ranchers, shut up Kallee!”

by JollyRancherMomCreator ~ Bree May 25, 2021

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bill jolly

a lame ripoff of the singer and performer Billy Joel. Trying to cap on the success by having a near identical name. Yeah, keep telling yourself that it's just a coincedence. And that they play the same instruments. And same music.

he's also black OOOOOOOOOOOOH! bill jolly

by dvbennett July 27, 2006

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play jolly bong

1. to drink alcohol till you get drunk.
2. to party and get wild.

-Hey bro. Did you wanna play jolly bong tonight?

Wtf man. I have work tomorrow! You're an asshole. I wanna play jolly bong tomorrow night.

-So when you and natasha played jolly bong, did you guys get frisky?

- Come out and play jolly bong with us tonight!

by abskee August 22, 2011

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