A whole lotta good it's dunham! 

Sarcastic/amused remark regarding da lack of personal improvement, enlightenment, etc. dat da cantankerous ranting dat Peanut, Walter, Bubba J., and Achmed have displayed over da years has had on their puppeteer.

Walter always trumpets da advantages of being crabby and overly serious, and Ahmed rails at Jeff about da supposed hazards of associating with 'infidels", but a whole lotta good it's dunham!

A whole lotta good it's dunham! by QuacksO March 25, 2024

If it’s Boeing i’m not going

What crybaby airbus glazers yell out when someone talks about a 737 MAX 9. They also say the DC-10 and MD-11 are flying coffins. They would rather die than board a Boeing 787.

Me: My favorite plane is the Boeing 777. Love the A38-
PTFS kid: IF IT’S BOEING I’M NOT GOING!!!!!!
Me: Do you want me to crash a Boeing into your location?
PTFS kid: I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BOARD A BOEING.
Me: omg bro actually sthu.
Friend: what were u gonna say now?
Me: my other favorites are also the A380 and the DC-10.
PTFS kid: FLYING COFFIN! HATE THE DC-10!
Me: hey friend, get me the gun
Friend: ok.

If it’s Boeing i’m not going by tayy77 January 10, 2026

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant 

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant by QuacksO December 12, 2019

“If It’s Snowing, I’m Going” 

A phrase used to identify a large group of girls with an obsession of or excessive interest in hockey boys.

Person 1: “Yo you coming to this party tonight, I heard it’s gonna be full of puckbunnys”
Person 2: “If it’s snowing, I’m going”
Person 1: “That’s what I’m saying”

“If It’s Snowing, I’m Going” by The Real Jubes May 6, 2024

If It’s Snowing, I’m Going 

A phrase used to express interest in a large group of blondes, particularly sorority girls, with an excessive obsession of hockey players.

Person 1: “Are you coming to the party tonight? There’s supposed to be a bunch of girls there.”
Person 2: “If It’s Snowing, I’m Going.”

If It’s Snowing, I’m Going by The Real Jubes May 6, 2024

It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant by QuacksO January 4, 2020

If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion 

A great catchphrase to say to your victims!

Victim "StOp YoUr HuRtInG mE!"

Hym "If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion! And he didn't say it did he? Are you God? So... No... Good suggestion though. But you're not God so I don't have to listen to you."

If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion by Hym Iam March 27, 2023