Internet dweller

A socially inept person who dwells on the internet because he doesn't have much to do in real life. They often hang out with other internet dwellers in online forums, message boards and other social networking websites, creating many diverse communities.

Not to be used to describe a person who simply browses the internet a lot, as internet dwellers also tend to stay away from the more mainstream social networking sites and only browse the more obscure corners of the internet, like what a real-life dweller would do.

Ben doesn't have a very exciting social life nor is does he have the motivation to try out any hobbies. Therefore, he spends most of his time online as an internet dweller.

by Weedblack September 23, 2018

vietnam internet

Vietnam internet is the worst thing that makes everything can possibly happen. In vietnam we have Viettel, MobiFone, Vinaphone, etc.. But all of them died after 18:00. When you meet vietnamese gamer, you can expect them saying "dit me (their wifi name)" when you play with them due to the bad connection. Admin of games will suspect a vietnamese gamer if they are lag switching or not, getting banned from the game is expected.

"Are you hacking bro?" - Random Gamer
"No, it's just vietnam internet, dit me wifi lam an nhu con cac tao" - Vietnamese Gamer

by Critical Lê March 12, 2022

internet crybaby

Internet Crybaby - A person who disagrees with something they see, read, or stumble upon while browsing the internet. Upon feeling this disagreement, internet crybabies typically express that disagreement under their online alias by using their keyboard when they otherwise would not have expressed such distaste in person. Internet Crybabies typically forget what they were crying abount after a month or two have passed as this is their nature. When pressed further to give sufficient evidence for their opinions, Internet Crybabies typically resort to cliche and meaningless statements to divert your attack. Though Internet Crybabies raise valid points with their html, the delivery of those points often show that they have no idea what they're talking about. Internet crybabies can be found in forums, Blogs, online journals, and friendship networking sites.

"Have you read Steve69's latest Blog on Bush's plan to remove Social Security?"

"Yeah, he's an internet crybaby."

by jimchach February 6, 2005

internet bad ass

A nerd who plays online games and acts tough. If you piss him off he will probably say he could take you in real life and ask for your address incase he wins the lottery in which case he'll have to make room for alot of ass beatings.

Ted: WOW DUDE I PWNZORD YOU LET ME GET YOR ADDRESS SO I CAN PWN YOU IN RL!
Bill: shut the fuck up nerd boy

by Oz March 11, 2005

Internet

1.) The only reason 99.9% of people bought a computer.
2.) The solution to everything.
3.) My only friend.

1.) If it weren't for the internet, I would've never spent $700 on this laptop.
2.) Horny? Hook up to the internet for some porn.
Too lazy to do / don't understand your homework? Look up the answers on the internet.
Procrastinating? Go on Youtube.
3.) Usually, people go out to have fun on Fridays after work. But me? I go on the Internet.
/forever alone

by foreveralonexoxo March 9, 2012

internet hide and seek

when you cant get wireless internet in your current position, and you have to move around in different places to find a connection. the internet is a sneaky little bastard dont let it fool you.

Garret: "God damnit i cant get internet."

Alex: "Go look for it."

Garret: "I dont feel like playing internet hide and seek."

by garsgro November 20, 2010

Alert the Internet

Synonym or modern version to "There's the phone, call someone who cares."

(loosely)

Master Shake: Thanks for ruining my lunch! Which is gone by the way...
Frylock: Have you looked in the fridge?
Master Shake: Oh Brainstorm! Alert the internet we got a genius over here

by Keshicus June 1, 2010