Leading intellectual

To refer to an attractive female in a politically correct manner

Put me on the record as saying Tomi is our leading intellectual

by Beermakesherhot November 4, 2018

intellectual counterpuncher

There are many themes to unpack embedded deep within the latent information of this burgeoning philosophy. We must question, what are we....intellectual counterpunchers.

Intellectual Counterpuncher - So how would you describe your own approach to the process of dialectically dissecting a another sentient lifeforms point of view?

by Intellectual Counterpuncher February 14, 2024

intellectual

intellectuals are beings who are smart

anyone named Ezekiel/zeke is not an intellectual

by yessah_808 August 25, 2021

Intellectual poisoning

The state of body shut down one goes through after excess studying. Usually happens to college students during finals week. Symptoms include problems communicating to others, ability to stay away, and physical exhaustion.

Damn Billy got intellectual poisoning after preparing for the physics final

by Logzbaker June 10, 2019

Intellectual idiot

A person that is educated & well read, but lacks any kind of common sense.
Thinks their opinions or viewpoints are better than others ... Snobbish.

By F. A. P. M.

Karen went to College and has a degree in gender studies and still doesn't know what two countries, border the United States . She must be an Intellectual idiot .

by Jedi_Drifter August 19, 2025

Intellectual Sodomite

Someone who claims to be an intellectual and selectively revises any subject matter to conform with an argument that supports their identity. Essentially ass raping facts and selectively picking information to make non-existent points that support their confirmation bias and support their own idea that they are an intellectually deep thinker capable of resolving ideas no one else can.

Karen destroyed the conversation at philosophy club with her intellectual sodomy by claiming that Nietzsche must have been a eunuch because there is no historical evidence of him sharing any dick paintings with women. Intellectual Sodomite

by Mathican July 26, 2019

Intellectual Masturbation

The act of thinking, discussing, and/or philosophizing to no one’s spiritual, mental, or physical benefit, but purely for the sake of one’s own pleasure, intellectual self-satisfaction, and/or pride.

Note: Not all intellectual and philosophical discussion is intellectual masturbation, it only falls under the definition when it doesn’t benefit those in engaged in it, only harms due to wasted time and an artificial satisfaction in one’s self.

I remember when all I would do was engage in intellectual masturbation on Discord. I would use fancy words and blabber all day about philosophy, without actually applying it in any way whatsoever. I just derived pleasure from hearing myself speak about such abstract and complex subjects. What a fool I was.

by Tea76Crumpets796 October 1, 2022