Common sense

Common sense
by Atheistsarelyingtothemselvs February 04, 2021
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Common Sense Media

A piece of shit website where soccer moms who have children that want to play a game or watch a tv show or a movie refer to to see if it has positive messages, violence, sex, drugs, and of course the worst category ever CONSUMERISM. To get a good review it must go with the common sense media guidelines. They give all good movies 3 stars which sucks.
Teenager in high school : hey mom can I play fortnite and roblox kids games suck
Mom: let me check common sense media

Mom: no it’s 18+
Mom: it’s not stop treating like a baby I’m 17 curse you
by Chris Hansen is the goat November 26, 2019
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dry sense of humor

To be very funny in a very slick way
Bro, you always catch me off guard, you got a very dry sense of humor.
by joey jaw breakers FLA January 31, 2010
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Grateful Dead sense

A Baby-Boomers ability to sense Cannabis fumes in the air.
"Man, my dads Grateful Dead sense so kicked in at the concert last night"
by Rich/Mike September 14, 2007
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undescended sense of humor

The condition in which a person is afflicted by an inability to be amused by certain cognitive experiences. Somebody who does not find jokes or situations that tend to make others smile or break into laughter is considered to have an undescended sense of humor.An inability to perceive what is comical. Magic mushrooms or marijuana are widely considered to be treatments for this condition.
Rodney is such a tool. He didn't even break into a chuckle when we saw that comedian with all the big dick jokes. Why we hang out with somebody who has an undescended sense of humor is beside me.
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
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Common Sense Fairy

U.S. Army term for a mythical creature that clubs privates, NCOs, gurus, officers and anybody else nearby that has succumbed to the bad advice of the Good Idea Fairy. Usually the Common Sense Fairy visits during AARs, accidents, misfires, or any other SNAFU moment. The weapon she yields is a club that often brings forth reduction in rank, loss of pay, cool points, jail time and anything else the smacks one with common sense. Listen to the Common Sense Fairy!
Captain Corelli and his mandolin just got smacked by the Common Sense Fairy when it was found out that his good idea is being investigated by CID and IG.
by easttimorjackontheattack January 25, 2012
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Postmodern Common Sense

1. form of logic reserved for common people
2. objectively unverifiable form of logic
3. form of logic that minimizes or eliminates
the highly specialized hair-splitting,
perpetuitous analysis that helps us
appear more intelligent than the masses.
4. form of a logic non-expert in nature.
The new modern definition of Common Sense was written by an honorable standing member of the judiciary.
The judiciary considers the use of postmodern Common Sense in the courtroom to be very contemptuous and highly offensive.
by Spiritual-Master December 11, 2021
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