Student Car

A small car with only two doors and push forward seats that all students seem to have. Usually in silver or red. Around 4 or 5 lanky students try and squash into this small car and all of them try and call shotgun in a bid to be least squashed. Blasting alternative mainstream from their radios.

Student 1: Like my new car?
Student 2: It's a bit of a student car.
Student 3: I call shotgun

by RainbowDust May 19, 2008

car poor

Having an insanely high car payment that prevents you from doing anything that costs even a miniscule amount of money and prevents you from eating anything other than top ramen.

Friend: "hey man, want to go out tonight and score some ladies?"

Me: "nah, I'm car poor right now. I had to pay my $687 dollar car note." "I gotta go, I got to put some top ramen in the microwave before my power gets cut off".

by Angrylegos November 20, 2014

Monkey Cars

Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with the doors open. Also, can have trunk, sunroof and hood open. Sometimes 1, but most of the time, 2 or 3 in a row, effectively blocking the street. Monkey Cars are then covered in local Jamokes and Brohemians climbing over them, in and out of them, on them or over them. Usually several dozen congregate in the pile. Usually in the group are a few break dancing hoodlums whirling to the deafening boom of an 808 kick drum.

Fuck, we can't get thru this street, there 3 Monkey Cars in the middle of the road, and they're having their own block party.

by ShiniGami666 June 9, 2008

Anjela The Car

She’s a car

Have you heard of anjela the car?

by GahGe March 1, 2020

Car battery

Car battery is where two dudes called christopher and greg get electronically charged and have anal sexual intercourse and set fire with there chargers

Greg and christopher getting on a car battery

by no problem bruh August 24, 2017

Car parking

The process of driving around late at night as a teenager with other people moving between car parks because you have absolutely nothing else to do.

"Hey bro lets go out with jenny and molly tonight, they want to see us!"

"No, I am not going car parking again just because you fancy molly"

by JMPdictionary October 19, 2018

Car spotting

Car spotting is a hobby for people that like cars. They usually go on a car meets. They are also searching for cars in public and making videos and photos of them. Then they post it on social media. Car community is growing a lot these days. Some of the most popular car spotters right now are Flaexus, Trome01, Spencer, S.carss, Shmee150, ultracarmedia and much more.

Hey I was car spotting today in the Paris!

by Robben Milner February 6, 2023