A chair with a hole cut in it so a person may defecate through the hole while they masturbate and/or receive sexually stimulation from a partner(s).
by HahahaButt February 11, 2021
Get the McAfee Chairmug. A chair in shops (mainly clothing stores) for a poor male stuck waiting for a partner shopping. On occasion used by children also waiting for their mother.
What usually happens...
girlfriend: Oh my god! I love that dress!
-she walks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Oh crap! Not again!
-he looks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Thank god there is a man chair!
-he goes and sits on the man chair as his partner looks around the shop for an hour-
1 HOUR LATER:
girlfriend: That dress doesn't come in my size!
boyfriend (thinking): Seriously?!
girlfriend: Oh my god! I love that dress!
-she walks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Oh crap! Not again!
-he looks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Thank god there is a man chair!
-he goes and sits on the man chair as his partner looks around the shop for an hour-
1 HOUR LATER:
girlfriend: That dress doesn't come in my size!
boyfriend (thinking): Seriously?!
by soccer all November 25, 2016
Get the Man Chairmug. I put John all-in with my pocket aces. He called with three-nine offsuit and drew out on me, costing me nearly my entire stack. But I've still got a chip and a chair, and so I can still win, just like Jack Straus at the 1982 World Series of Poker.
by Sonicoed June 9, 2017
Get the chip and a chairmug. the chair in your bedroom that your gear likes to sit on (it has been fully adopted as the place to put the gear you don't know where else to put because you are lazy and stuff). the gear chair keeps the rest of your room clean.
you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.
you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.
-the gear chair is most likely where you throw clothes you wore but did not get dirty
-the gear chair kicks it
-the gear chair gets its kick it on
-the gear chair kicks it
-the gear chair gets its kick it on
by Persy Puffington the 1st July 20, 2010
Get the gear chairmug. They are Horible chairs.
by MercuryOfficial July 9, 2020
Get the Horible chairsmug. When you lie down on your front, on a massage chair, to give yourself an enormous erection, to then give your misses a good seeing too.
by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017
Get the chair chubbingmug. A type of male that has developed the ultimate technique for asserting dominance. They walk over to you, steal your chair, and then sit upon it, making it stinky due to their forceful butt sweat. After this they leave, often performing the stanky leg as they walk away. They then judge you for not being able to tolerate the extreme stank of your recently dankified chair.
Kings are the ultimate Chair Males- they literally sit on thrones all day long, and then force other people to wipe their butt. They then commit tax evasion while forcing starving peasants to perform labor while crapping in holes.
by medium_dipper October 9, 2021
Get the Chair Malemug.