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IMMANENTIZE THE ESCHATON!!</caps>

Hurry, so that we can IMMANENTIZE THE ESCHATON!

by Solomaxwell April 14, 2004

Immanuel

A gaylord. Typically likes to suck smaller dicks. Very tall, usually comes with very small dongs.

Sandy: Yo look at that guy, he must be a gigolo!
Georgia: Oh that's just Immanuel.

by lanfdalanfan March 3, 2022

Iran

A Middle Eastern Muslim nation, formerly known as Persia, that used to be progressive before a bunch of religious lunatics gained power. Now, 67% of its people live in poverty and its current president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has instituted fundamentalist Islamic "reforms" that mirror the Taliban, even going so far as to have separate sidewalks built for men and women, and banning Western music and pop culture. They claim to want a nuclear program for "peaceful purposes" and energy, despite mountains of evidence indicating that they really want to build nuclear weapons with which to wipe out Israel and America to pave the way for the return of the Mahdi--a Muslim ruler who is believed to have fallen down a well in 941 A.D. and will return when times are at their worst (yes, you read that right: he fell down a well). Iran rakes in hundreds of billions of dollars worth of oil revenue a year, but instead of using that money to help their people and improve their refineries and natural energy sources, the money is used to fund terrorist organizations such as Hamas and Hezbollah, as well as their unnecessary "peaceful" nuke program; the rest of it goes into the pockets of the corrupt old Mullahs. It is estimated that around 2/3 of the Iranian population is under 30 years of age, and that the vast majority of these people hate the Mullahs; but instead of rising up and overthrowing them, they spend their time whining about how evil America is and burning Israeli and American flags, and denying that the Holocaust ever happened even though the Shah was a supporter of Hitler during World War II--Pahlavi even changed the name of the country from "Persia" to "Iran", a Farsi derivation of "Aryan", in reference to the idea of a proto-Indo-European lineage supported by both Nazis and Persian ethnologists.

Iran: 7500 years of history, and only about 500 were any good.

by S. E. H. October 6, 2006

imean

term used to respond to an individual showing that you understand what they are talking about, especially when the phrase ends in nahmean or yuhmean

"Yeeeooo, I'm starving! Nahmean?"
"Imean"

"I'm about to be snoozin, yuhmean?"
"Imean!"

by teee jaaay March 25, 2009

Immanuel

A person who is socially awkward and who is scared to talk to girls. He is normally excluding himself at all times.

"Who is that kid? He's so awkward!"
"Oh that's an Immanuel"

by Jesus LOL Christ May 26, 2009

Iran

A beautiful and modern country that has been a victim of extreme propaganda since the revolution

Person #1: Dude, have you ever been to Iran?

Person #2: no, who the fuck would want to travel to a shithole with full of terr0rists?!

Person #1: are you fuckin stupid?! Iran is as modern and civilized as any western country I’ve been to...

by Curtis187 December 24, 2018

immanent

Present as a natural part of something;present everywhere - Oxford Dictionary.

God is an immanent being because He is present everywhere.

by God's friend. December 9, 2013