'if' one needed sex

a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.

there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!

i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!

she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!

'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!

by michael foolsley October 30, 2011

if start talking

If start talking means someone wants you to answer them usually on Snapchat, if they are feeling wild

Streaks snap back if start talking ;)

by Snapme May 29, 2018

if this is put on a mug all who read it bigga gay

This isn't a definition.

just... if someone buys it, they're gay.

peepo 1: *puts if this is put on a mug all who read it bigga gay on a mug*
peepo 2: now everyone who looks at that is gay. good job, retard.

by SZ ran out of chips November 8, 2018

If u typed this ur gay

If u really just typed that for whatever reason u have big gay

Wassup Jose #vro if U typed this ur gay

by McJakob September 28, 2019

If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight

Dislike if you hate this If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight quote.
Like if your one of the HEATHENS that like it.

Youtuber: If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight
Me: shut up bitch.

by Gomazi the robot May 21, 2022

If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does

When a girl says she doesn't like you that's definitely not true. She gets nervous when you ask her if she likes you so she obviously says no.

Him: yo do you like me?

Her: Boy no I don't

Him: does she like me?
Friends: If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does

by imboredtehee August 26, 2022

if looks could kill

A phrase used to denote a glare or angry look at someone that is so intense, it would kill someone with just the intensity of the emotion behind it (if that were possible). Typically used when someone is extremely angry about something but can’t openly speak about it.

“I heard she caught him cheating and left, but they ran into each other at the party last night. If looks could kill, he’d already be dead.”

by wordley September 20, 2022