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Basten Brained

When you have a mental short-circuit resulting in a snowball effect of increasingly delusional comments
Basten Brained victim: WTF I HAD MORE KILLS! WHY DIDN'T I WIN THIS FIGHT?
Anyone: That says nothing, you just made a bad play.
Basten Brained victim: YEAH YOU'RE TROLLING, YOU'RE RETARDED *leaves call*
by Bowiemtl August 31, 2021
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flaming brain

A flaming brain is when you take a single large sheet of newsprint, and fold the four corners in so that they all meet in the center. The edges of the sheet are now loosely taped together in a few places along all four lines radiating from the center where the edges touch, and the contraption is then "opened out" to form a hollow ball of newspaper, as close to spherical as possible. Then, holding the contraption so that the corners taped together are on the bottom and what used to be the center of the sheet on the top, the paper is ignited right at the bottom where the four corners meet. If done properly, the paper will become a primitive and short-lived hot air balloon, the hot gas and updraft from the flames lifting the newspaper into the air, for a few seconds before the rest of the newspaper is consumed by the flames.

So named because of the appearance (grayish) and shape of the newspaper.

Even a light breeze may overwhelm the effects of the flames on the newspaper as well as blow hot ashes to undesired locations, so for safety's sake as well as performance, it should be done when the wind is calm and nothing that is likely to be accidentally set on fire is nearby.
Joe: I'm done with the newspaper.

Mike: Oh, you want to take a page and go down to the river and do a flaming brain?

Joe: Nah it's too windy

Mike: Ok
by ieatboogers October 4, 2012
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brain breath

A symptom caused from a state inwhich one's brain is temporarily "drunk" due to one's unrestrained will to persue a mental exercise and refuse to satisfy certain physiological needs.

Consider:
In order for a beer drinker to become drunk, he/she must have drank beer to the point that it became excessive to their body - neglecting their physiological needs. As a result, one of their symptoms is BEER* breath. Meaning, whenever this person talks, no matter what the hell they talk about, they blow an odor of beer to the crowd among them.
*Beer can be replaced in this example with whatever alcoholic beverage

Drawing the parallel from the model above:
In order for a mental exercist to become "brain drunk", he/she must have performed a mental excercise to the point that it became excessive to their body - neglecting their physiological needs. As a result one of their symptoms is brain breath. Meaning, whenever this person thinks, no matter what the hell they think about, they "blow an oder" of this mental exercise within their own brain.
"Even though I was so tired, I had to spend 13 hours last night to finish reading my philosophy book for homework. By the end of it I had brain breath. When I went to sleep, all I could think about was 'Aristotle this', 'existentialist that'. In fact, was so brain drunk that I even thought about ethics in my dreams. Now that I think about it, I'm not even sure if I even did fall asleep. I feel like i got a serious headache - you might even call it a hangover!"
by PornSoldier March 18, 2008
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Pill Brain

Calling someone a name at work or someone that's on the pill
I miss you pill brain
R u on the blob pill brain
What you doing Pill Brain?

I mish you pill brain
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Pog Brain

Pog-Brain (noun) is a derogatory term relating to members who show little to no respect to themselves and others and often act with immaturity.
A: urgghhh banana masturbation
B: Stop acting like an absolute pog brain
by Zipra April 21, 2022
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Brain filters

Brain filters are what filter what you see and how you see it. They help you understand and recognize everything you see. If your brain filters are "clogged", you will begin to misunderstand things and mistake them for something else. If this happens to you, you need to change your brain filters. You can prevent damage to your brain filters by getting plenty of sleep.
I saw the letter w as zero today. My brain filters must need changing.
by Aricia Azure February 6, 2010
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Big Brain

U is very smart
by Yeet23456 May 11, 2020
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