houdini

A professional cocksucker who can make a dick disappear like houdini

Andy: Make this dick disappear like houdini
Filip: Rawwr gulpgaa

by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn December 10, 2023

Houdini

that one Eminem song

I fucking love Houdini from eminem

by musber June 2, 2024

houdini

To trade dates or women in genral with another person for a period of time

Guy1: bro im tired of dancing with my date
Guy2: me too
Guy1:Wanna Trade with me
Guy2:Hell ya bro lets pull a houdini !

by John wilkcox August 6, 2011

houdini

A person who who makes everyone's shit disappear for no reason and at the inconvenience of others.

My coworker is such a houdini, she moved my plants to a different room. I don't even know why!

by Yikes. April 16, 2017

Houdini Hancock

Refers to where you sign your name to a document with disappearing ink, either because you don't want to actually be held to whatever contract/agreement that you've scribbled your signature on, or you fear that the person who's asking you to sign said document is merely trying to take advantage of you or trap you into something unreasonable/illegal, and so you're just trying to protect yourself from getting dragged into something you shouldn't be involved with.

I always insist that a contract-singer use a pen that I supply him with, so that I don't hafta worry about any Houdini Hancocks.

by QuacksO September 20, 2018

Brown Houdini

When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo

Bro I did a brown houdini last night and had the best time, i really wish you were there

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020

pull a Houdini

pull a Houdini (idiom)

• To perform an unexpected act of misdirection, typically involving drama or suspense, in order to divert attention.

• Often used to describe suddenly disappearing, escaping from an undesirable situation, or seizing control of a narrative.

Etymology: From the stage name of Harry Houdini (1874–1926), the famed magician and escape artist, celebrated as the “master of misdirection.”

During the heated debate, the politician tried to pull a Houdini by steering the conversation toward his opponent’s record, effectively dodging the original question.

She is known to pull a Houdini at parties—one moment she’ll be in the middle of the dance floor, and the next she’s vanished without anyone noticing.

by anonymous September 12, 2025