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Houdini

I fucking love Houdini from eminem
by musber June 2, 2024
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Brown Houdini

When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo
Bro I did a brown houdini last night and had the best time, i really wish you were there
by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020
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Houdini Hancock

Refers to where you sign your name to a document with disappearing ink, either because you don't want to actually be held to whatever contract/agreement that you've scribbled your signature on, or you fear that the person who's asking you to sign said document is merely trying to take advantage of you or trap you into something unreasonable/illegal, and so you're just trying to protect yourself from getting dragged into something you shouldn't be involved with.
I always insist that a contract-singer use a pen that I supply him with, so that I don't hafta worry about any Houdini Hancocks.
by QuacksO September 20, 2018
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Houdini

The act of saying "and for my next trick" while approaching climax and then ejaculate into her eyes and throw the blanket over her face then disappearing (I.e leaving the room)
Yesterday I hung out with Stacy and I Houdinied her.
by Afranz September 18, 2015
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HOUDINI

When a man (A) blindfolds his partner (Male or female etc)and penetrates him/her doggy style. Midway he stops and taps in his friend (B) who then switches and takes over. The first guy (A) stands in front of the girl and when guy number 2 (B) ejaculates inside her then the first guy (A) tells her to take off the blindfold and yells HOUDINI as she freaks out realizing she was duped.
"Frankie tapped in his friend and yelled HOUDINI"
by GangStalkMeAllUWant!! November 1, 2022
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Pulling a houdini

When you eat ever single thing in sight to the point you can so much mass you collapse in on yourself and form a black hole, the only time you not eating your busting a nut in you bedroom and yes Dinis I’m talking about you, your real name is Hudson you live at 46.03198° N, 118.31820° W and your a huskies fan
RUNNNN FLEE TO MARS HES PULLING A HOUDINI
by Deacon steal December 13, 2024
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Houdini

Disappearing on your significant other for hours on end with no warning.
Friend A: Sorry about last night, I was asleep
Friend B: I thought you pulled a Houdini on me
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