Satellite Hotties

The attractive friends of a significant other one may introduce to their friends.

So I need to make my ex jealous, does your girlfriend have any satellite hotties you can introduce me to?

Uh-duh!

by WiseWordsFromLemons January 24, 2011

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major hottie

A name given to any attractive woman in uniform, regardless of rank

Remember when we used to train the troops at the Armory and there was those two chicks major Hottie and corporal cutie?

by Jax 420 April 26, 2023

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the hottest man alive he's really hot. he plays basketball with long curly hair. he makes slam dunks all the time with his thickalicious booty. his booty is so thick it's so voluptuous it's so plump in his basketball shorts. when he walks it appears to be stupid but I find it adorable. his abs glisten while he is playing basketball he lifts up his shirt to wipe his sweat off his face every time I walk by it's very sexy. he is the hottest man you will ever see. so be prepared when you meet a jdub the hottie

maya: wow J dub the hottie 's abs packinnn
claire: I KNOW

by bootycheek284728 December 26, 2020

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the hottie era

an amazing and famous asf groupchat made on criminal minds stan twitter including ellery, rose, jae, paige, kam, jordan and gabby!

ugh, i’d LOVE to be in the hottie era!

by reidsphantom February 20, 2021

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Super ultra mega triple hottie

The hottest I’m telling you the HOTTEST fucker alive. Like the fucking sun is sweating over this bitch. They are oh so super sexy and deserve the medal of hotness.

Oh wow today I’m such a Super ultra mega triple hottie. I should spin in grass while filming a video a couple times.

by Simpledimple June 27, 2021

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