Idiot Hangover

To feel, dysfunctional and fatigued, from being submerged in a large crowd of idiots. Usually the case is you are sober and they are intoxicated. Usually applies to those in the Hospitality industry having to deal with drunk idiotic patrons in very large numbers. Common symptoms include but are not limited to, severe tiredness, irritability, headache, body ache, short patience, nausea and 10% tips.

Jacob - Hey did you go out for 6-Man in Manhattan Beach yesterday, it was INSANE!

Kelly - I wish, I had to work. Don't you remember? I was talking to you last night.

Jacob - Really? I don't even remember I was SOOO drunk. I feel like shit today, definitely hungover.

Kelly - Ya, I feel like shit too, I have an "Idiot Hangover"...

by Ghozen July 31, 2011

Harry Potter Hangover

A hangover so bad it leaves a visible scar.

"All I know is I woke up with a Harry Potter hangover and a road cone, man."

by theadequate November 3, 2009

Hobgoblin

A way of expressing you find a member of the opposite sex hideous and utterly repulsive.

Person 1: yo i just hooked up with this girl.
Nick: i feel like she was a real...Hobgoblin...

by t3@mN!ck August 22, 2010

Christmas Hangover

The day after Christmas, December 26th when you wake up realizing all the fun is over and you have to wait another 365 days until Christmas.

Man Wakes up. "Oh Come on 364 more days till christmas. I have a serious Christmas Hangover."

by christmaself1234 December 15, 2009

Honga

A Honga is a device used for smoking marijuwana just like a Bong.

Nirad asked for a couple of chicks to come back to his donga for a few Honga's.

by J.J.WalterSmith the 2nd September 12, 2006

Hong

A hong is a friend that provides wingman services and other bro like technicalities. Hongs are the best kind of pals to each other.

***BASIC HONG CONVERSATION***
Hong 1: Yo hong
Hong 2: Yo hong
Hong 1: Long period of time. Me no see hong in that long period of time.
Hong 2: Hong, I know. Same.
Hong 1: Can I come over hong?
Hong 2: Hong, get your ding dong over here!

by The real hong September 10, 2015

Weed Hangover

The morning after a huge smoke session where you wake up after sleeping for twelve hours and feel groggy and lazy. The sheets are extra warm and theres really no point in getting out of bed. This is a bad thing if you have work or school the next day

Me and my bros bryan and drew smoked a one ounce blunt. I went to bed and woke up twelve hours later, and had slept through work. What a terrible weed hangover!

by John Longcock November 19, 2007