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Here to Fuck Spiders

Here to Fuck Spiders

Edited Australian slang. The term "Not here to Fuck Spiders" is derived from and is another way of saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

So, by default, "here to Fuck Spiders" is simply to mess around, goof off, waste time, and have a blast. Or as a means of using the internet to procrastinate, pursuing frivolous websites rather than accomplishing work. Could also indicate an unnatural attraction to arachnids.

Can be used around women and children as “here to fornicate with arachnids’"
1. "Hey man, you wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure bro! I'm here to fuck spiders!"

or

2. "Did you finish your essay?"
"No, I started disking around. I'm not motivated right now. Just here to fuck spiders."
by soupersalad May 13, 2016
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Insert Funkytown Here

Normally said during a fight or a seizure. It can also be used during an earthquake, tsunami, or violent scene in a horror movie when the killer is hacking and slashing. Its also used when somebody starts dancing when there's no music. It was made by a you-tuber named MasheyPotado. look him up
OH NO ITS AN EARTHQUAKE! HA! insert funkytown here.
by MasheyPotado March 15, 2020
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You’ll be here soon.

the next sentence you hear after “close your eyes*
you’re currently falling to your death after you just got out of your house for the first time 4 days ago. man you literally just got outside are you serious??
Do you want to jump?
Close your eyes. You’ll be here soon.”
by Silly lil fella July 26, 2023
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here's your (you)

4chan slang. Said when replying to a desperate, attention seeking post with the intention of baiting replies.
"What a sad, desperate post. Here's your (You)"
by CirclejerkMaster69 March 2, 2022
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Homeslicing it on out of here

To leave an engagement, usually work, earlier than you should. To shirk your duties and leave your unfinished work in the care of others. To let down the team. To bail early.
"I saw Jessamine leave early! But these stories still need to be finished."

"Yeah, I guess she was Homeslicing it on out of here. I guess we have to finish that work."
by edtrickster June 28, 2012
mugGet the Homeslicing it on out of heremug.

(enter word here)

A placeholder for any swear word you were about to say, but are too lazy to think of a creative one.
Man: HOLY (enter word here)
Girl: What?
by Mr_Everything9 November 8, 2017
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Yet here you are

1.A way of calling someone a hypocrite especially after receiving criticism.

2. Complimenting someone who has overcome adversity in their life
1. Guest: I don't know why you keep inviting me to these parties. The drinks are warm the food is bland and the people are all the same

Host: Yet here you are

2. Wow, when you asked me to invest in your restaurant, I never thought you would be so successful. Yet here you are
by Cheatmaster786 February 1, 2022
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