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Jaw Hanger

Jaw Hanger (noun): When your jaw takes a leisurely stroll south, showcasing a face stuck in a constant state of confusion. Side effects may include driving that mimics a turtle's commute – slow, meandering, and with the occasional confused detour.
This damn Jaw Hanger is going damn near 20 miles under the speed limit.
by Doggocool December 9, 2023
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Bad Hanger-upper

A person who is not emotionally intelligent enough to recognize the clues that the other person on the phone call, who he/she is talking to, wants to get off the fucking phone right now.
I’m talking to Tommy on the phone and I must have said 10 times, well Tommy I gotta get going! He ignores this and says “oh yeah! and one thing I wanted to tell ya quick was…BLAH BLAH!”

That Tommy dude is a BAD HANGER-UPPER!!!
by Tluv777 January 17, 2023
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Low hangers propelling

The act of rotating one's low-hanging ballsack like a boat propeller.
Last night I did some low hangers propelling in front of my girlfriend,she got wet and proceeded to viciously suck on my nutsack like a hyena .
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padded coat hangers

After a busy shag fest usually involving the local rugby club the ladies snatch swells up to to resemble a pair of padded coat hangers or like the facial lips of some of these girls that somehow think puffed up lips is attractive.

Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.
Porscha, Mercedes and Chelsie done all their powder washed down with some cheap fizz and done the whole rugby team between them you should have seen their gashes after, it looked like they had a pair of padded coat hangers between their legs, the dirty little slappers
by Philphee-phil July 14, 2023
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jacket hanger

When you're skateboarding and you fall off your board and crush your nuts. Defined by Brandon Lamberty
"Dude, did you see that guy jacket hanger? "
by Bradstar777 December 2, 2013
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Hanger Party

Where a group of women all collectively get abortions
"Hey Stacey, the month after prom I'm having a hanger party, can I count you in?"
by Chos3n Juan June 11, 2022
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Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers.

Combines to the common saying of "being in the closet" meaning to be non-publicly queer and fighting demons.
Person 1:"I came out and my friend said: 'We all have those thoughts, we just gotta fight them'"

Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."
by KubaKaktus April 22, 2023
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