1. A greeting performed by two men facing each other, both grabbing each others penises, shaking them up and down, as if they were shaking each other's hands.
2. Two Norwegians shaking hands
2. Two Norwegians shaking hands
1.
Man 1: Oh hey there, Scott! *Reaches hand out and un-zips pants*
Man 2: Oh Jim! Nice to see you! *Also reaches out hand while un-zipping pants*
*Give each other a Norwegian Handshake*
Scott: See you later man!
Jim: You too!
2.
Norwegian Scott: HEY!
Norwegian Jim: Sup bro?
*Shakes each others hands, than commence butt sex*
Man 1: Oh hey there, Scott! *Reaches hand out and un-zips pants*
Man 2: Oh Jim! Nice to see you! *Also reaches out hand while un-zipping pants*
*Give each other a Norwegian Handshake*
Scott: See you later man!
Jim: You too!
2.
Norwegian Scott: HEY!
Norwegian Jim: Sup bro?
*Shakes each others hands, than commence butt sex*
by AYearForPhil October 29, 2011
Get the Norwegian handshakemug. A form of greeting which entails the use of the hand of the assailant to make contact with the victims genitalia. Often takes place instead of the conventional handshake, from a front on position. Depending on the sex of the victim it can be a grab(male) or a fingering(female).
He was a mess last night, he was giving out Wolverhampton handshakes to girls left,right and Centre!
by Wolfman1988 February 23, 2011
Get the Wolverhampton Handshakemug. When you beat yourself off before a buisness meeting during the holidays and then cum on your hand only to shake your bosses hand soon after
I jerked off a quickie before my boss called for a meeting so he could talk about holiday hours not knowing i came all over my hand i cave my boss an eggnog handshake
by Kancerkings November 16, 2016
Get the eggnog handshakemug. When yer not from geordieland and they ask for a handshake and they give you a swift knife in the ribs.
by metal2210 March 25, 2019
Get the Geordie Handshakemug. by conze97 March 5, 2023
Get the British Handshakemug. The act of handshaking someone without their consent.
A tactic used by the Australian Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison a.k.a "ScoMo", "ScumMo" or "Captain Coal Fingers". Scott Morrison is one of the world's most infamous handshake rapists.
Handshake rape is usually followed by blaming the victim; such as claiming the victim was 'just tired' or 'upset' when the handshake intercourse was forced on the victim. Handshake rapists usually do not apologise or take accountability for their actions.
A tactic used by the Australian Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison a.k.a "ScoMo", "ScumMo" or "Captain Coal Fingers". Scott Morrison is one of the world's most infamous handshake rapists.
Handshake rape is usually followed by blaming the victim; such as claiming the victim was 'just tired' or 'upset' when the handshake intercourse was forced on the victim. Handshake rapists usually do not apologise or take accountability for their actions.
* An Australian firefighter trys to rest as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison attempts to initiate handshake intercourse*
Firefighter: "I really don't want to shake your hand...".
*Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison reaches down and grabs hands against their will and handshake rapes them*
*Victim feels violated and humilated afterwards*
*Scott Morrison smirks, sneers and ignores victim, having satisfied his own personal needs and moves on to the next victim*
Handshake rape victims are encouraged to shout out the following to prevent future handshake rape incidents:
"HANDSHAKE RAPE!! HANDSHAKE RAPE!! THIS DIRTY POLICTICIAN IS HANDSHAKE RAPING ME!!"
Firefighter: "I really don't want to shake your hand...".
*Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison reaches down and grabs hands against their will and handshake rapes them*
*Victim feels violated and humilated afterwards*
*Scott Morrison smirks, sneers and ignores victim, having satisfied his own personal needs and moves on to the next victim*
Handshake rape victims are encouraged to shout out the following to prevent future handshake rape incidents:
"HANDSHAKE RAPE!! HANDSHAKE RAPE!! THIS DIRTY POLICTICIAN IS HANDSHAKE RAPING ME!!"
by Voted Coalition and regret it January 5, 2020
Get the Handshake rapemug. Performing a handjob while intoxicated.
by drc1986 August 15, 2012
Get the Drunken Handshakemug.