When you beat yourself off before a buisness meeting during the holidays and then cum on your hand only to shake your bosses hand soon after
I jerked off a quickie before my boss called for a meeting so he could talk about holiday hours not knowing i came all over my hand i cave my boss an eggnog handshake
by Kancerkings November 16, 2016
Get the eggnog handshake mug.1. A greeting performed by two men facing each other, both grabbing each others penises, shaking them up and down, as if they were shaking each other's hands.
2. Two Norwegians shaking hands
2. Two Norwegians shaking hands
1.
Man 1: Oh hey there, Scott! *Reaches hand out and un-zips pants*
Man 2: Oh Jim! Nice to see you! *Also reaches out hand while un-zipping pants*
*Give each other a Norwegian Handshake*
Scott: See you later man!
Jim: You too!
2.
Norwegian Scott: HEY!
Norwegian Jim: Sup bro?
*Shakes each others hands, than commence butt sex*
Man 1: Oh hey there, Scott! *Reaches hand out and un-zips pants*
Man 2: Oh Jim! Nice to see you! *Also reaches out hand while un-zipping pants*
*Give each other a Norwegian Handshake*
Scott: See you later man!
Jim: You too!
2.
Norwegian Scott: HEY!
Norwegian Jim: Sup bro?
*Shakes each others hands, than commence butt sex*
by AYearForPhil October 29, 2011
Get the Norwegian handshake mug.A form of greeting which entails the use of the hand of the assailant to make contact with the victims genitalia. Often takes place instead of the conventional handshake, from a front on position. Depending on the sex of the victim it can be a grab(male) or a fingering(female).
He was a mess last night, he was giving out Wolverhampton handshakes to girls left,right and Centre!
by Wolfman1988 February 23, 2011
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Get the Uncle's Handshake mug.When the leg hair of two grown men momentarily touch and intertwine. The bonded men quickly pull away and give each other a head nod.
I was sitting at the bar on a hot summer day when a European man wearing 5 inch shorts sat next to me. There was no need to speak a word since we already greeted one another with an Avatar Handshake.
-Derived from the term tsaheylu; the process in which a Na’vi rider in Pandora develops a bond with his mount or other worldly creatures. It allows two beings to mentally connect and share information with one another as well as gain access to each other's physical senses; they can even feel the pain of whatever they are bonded to, amongst other things.
-Derived from the term tsaheylu; the process in which a Na’vi rider in Pandora develops a bond with his mount or other worldly creatures. It allows two beings to mentally connect and share information with one another as well as gain access to each other's physical senses; they can even feel the pain of whatever they are bonded to, amongst other things.
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Get the Kentucky Handshake mug.At the end of a massage instead of looking for a happy ending you ask for a patriot handshake - due to the owner of the patriots being caught seeking penis relief after massages.
The massage therapist could tell that Bill needed a patriot handshake to get the full relief. Bill left Massage Envy satisfied and relaxed.
by Little baby Chuckers April 28, 2019
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