haikumon

A really boring Pokémon character who's only ability is to spew poetry at enemies.

HAIKUMON, GO!
"my mother is sad, my daddy is sad also, cause daddy is small"
*Enemy retreats due to overwhelming lameness.*

by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

haiyun

i <3 dorks

Oh you're such a HAIYUN!

by Bull Winkle April 19, 2004

Haiki

Plural of Haiku

I was feeling the 5-7-5 syllable scheme and instead of writing a Haiku I ended up writing numerous Haiki

by The Alumni March 15, 2011

hankük

When a person (GUY/female) reads your text message/messages and purposely chooses not to respond for his/her own selfish reasons with no explination or clarification.

Hankük pulled a hankük when I texted him.(;
Jacob pulled a hankük after our fight.
Ashlyn pulled a hankük to upset me.

by Hannah Delor January 18, 2013

Haukus

The thick mucosal substance created in you throat after drinking a smoothie, chocolate milk, green juice or any other thick drink.

Mom: Here Bill drink your chocolate milk.
Bill: No, becasue it gives me haukus.

by cynic22 September 4, 2013

haikoozie

A beer koozie with a Haiku on it.

Oh man is that a haikoozie? It'a a freaking Haiku on a beer koozie.

by tredge February 13, 2014

Hakuna Matata

"No Worries" if you're Swahili.
"Fuck it" if you're a true american.

- I almost killed someone yesterday, what should i do?
- Hakuna Matata.

by NotTavishDeGroot November 23, 2016