by Funbutter April 18, 2014
The incredibly awkward dance move that involves two dance partners that are dancing face to face, while one person moves up and down repeatedly in a quick motion.
Cory- OMG! Jenny just jay humped me for ten minutes straight at Nikki's party!
Ron- My dog did the same thing to a pillow the other day.
Ron- My dog did the same thing to a pillow the other day.
by teachmehowtojayhump April 05, 2011
by leonie May 14, 2003
A procedure where a person with a severed limb uses the limb (stump) as a sexual device.
The use of the stump can be Anal, or vaginal.
The use of the stump can be Anal, or vaginal.
by jonez77 February 19, 2003
To overtly perform an emotion, state-of-being or sentiment, when one has no direct experience with the thing performed. Inspired by Tom Cruise's appearance on Oprah in May 2005. In telling about his love affair with Katie Holmes, Cruise jumped up and down like a rabid chimpanzee and, quite literally, humped the couch. The act of humping the couch is synonymous with being overly affected. As Cruise surely had no idea what it looks or feels like to be in love, he resorted to air humping near furniture.
Those kids at the Phish concert drive BMWs and live in the suburbs, yet they dress like hippies. All their talk about world peace is just humping the couch if you ask me.
by Eric J. Gordon July 31, 2005
i was starfish humping my girlfriends boobs
by DPRobb April 10, 2008
A kinkier version of dry humping which involves body-to-body grinding but while naked or wearing briefs and covered in copious amounts of lube (or oil, or shampoo, or shaving cream). The most ideal place for wet humping is on an inflatable air mattress, but alternatively you can throw a plastic tarp over your bed.
If you wanna get even more kinky, try doing it on a trampoline or gymnastics mat, it could heighten the experience even more. Wet humping shares similarities with nuru massages, only that there's no penetration involved.
If you wanna get even more kinky, try doing it on a trampoline or gymnastics mat, it could heighten the experience even more. Wet humping shares similarities with nuru massages, only that there's no penetration involved.
Lilliana and Jacob were lusting hard for each other but they were tired of dry humping, especially for Jacob. Once their friend introduced them to the concept of wet humping, they tried it and had an unforgettably orgasmic experience.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 05, 2022