fun guilt

The feeling of guilt during or after having a great time in your personal life amidst very terrible conditions for many other people that are broadcasting suffering on social media; such as evacuation from a fire, or homeless after a severe hurricane.

I just had the best time seeing the Village People at Bottlerock music festival! But today, I have a case of fun guilt after seeing so many miserable people escaping fires and floods all week.

by surfrunner September 8, 2021

guilt job

When you’re simply feeling too guilty to fix something, you give them a blow job.

Mellisa was so guilted after going through my messages that she just had to give me a guilt job to make up for it.

by Mel Brobank July 12, 2019

review guilt

the twinge of guilt felt after making yet another purchase decision from amazon based on customer reviews, knowing full well that you yourself have never contributed a review. this is a distinctly first-world problem... you selfish prick.

"So after reading four bad reviews in the last six months i decided not to buy that router, but now i have this review guilt because i won't help other lazy assholes like myself. "
"you still haven't left a review?!?"
"nope"
"me neither, now i feel like a bezos too"

by war-n March 13, 2019

Guilt

Nope.

Hym "Guilt isn't my problem. My problem is my problem. Resolution of the problem or death. No in between. No negotiation."

by Hym Iam June 8, 2024

brain drain guilt

The guilt that comes with leaving your city for a more affluent area after college, despite the best attempts of your professors and others to prevent it.

Paul: "I had this crazy dream last night. I was on trial for planning to move to Chicago, but the jury was made up of my professors. When the judge asked for the verdict, one of them stood up and said, "We have no verdict. We're just extremely dissappointed in him."

Bob: "Sounds like you have a serious case of brain drain guilt bro."

by Simon Dylan October 8, 2011

guilt thirst

That sudden thirst for water when u know u done messed up

After Jerry refused Lauren's hello he developed a guilt thirst and looked for a water bottle

by TinyLilTaco April 24, 2017

guilt food

Feeling bad about not buying food when visiting a supermarket, bakery or other grocery establishment. Therefore you buy unnecessary food products/produce

Grandma went to the bakery and bought guilt food because she was feeling sad for the employees.

by Thedude9880 December 3, 2023