Great Story

A sarcastic phrase used when, upon being interested in something somebody has to say you find out immediately that their tale is utterly boring and going nowhere. Often affixed to the end of the phrase is the name of a local newspaper and the date in which everyone might be able to read said boring tale.

Aaron: "... and so yeah after that we uh went to...."
Gareth: "Great story mate, I'm sure I'll read about it in The Age tomorrow"

by thishappenedatgas June 29, 2011

great butt

An interjection used by Dr. Doc Brownbutt when talking to Marty McButt.

"Great butt! We need to go back in time and find a buttress before all the butt tubs are gone!"

by Queen Buttrix June 12, 2015

great gilf

Great grandmother I'd like to fuck.

"Bro let's go to the nursing home and lure out great gilfs ;)."

by Scarlet_shadow September 1, 2017

great grandbrother

When your brother marries your great grandma

Here's an example: DON'T FUCKING DO IT. The Great Grandbrother is a disgusting thing.

by Jimmy JuJu November 17, 2017

Great, thanks

To get someone to do something for you, making them feel obligated to do it because you have already thanked them for it. It really works! Try it.

Hey will you take out that garbage? Great, thanks.

by VindictiveAngel January 6, 2023

the great white telephone

The toilet,The John,the crapper,the porcelain throne,the rest room

Dude drank too much now he's talking through the great white telephone

by subz2k2000 November 8, 2005

The Great Frodini

One who possesses magical powers and especially sandwich making skills. Commonly not bred for intelligence in the common sense department although very elusive in this area.

The Great Frodini made us master sandwiches last Saturday!

by rachaelandanna January 28, 2009