Slick Greaser

When a man puts so much lotion on when masterbating that when the load comes it blows lotion everywhere.

Spencer was whacking so hard with so much lotion that he threw a slick greaser.

by Steeple Dave May 2, 2014

crack grease

That nasty ass wet feeling in the crack of your ass. Some believe it's caused by a dirty sweaty ass crack. Real talk is that you should of wiped your ass a couple more times.

Smell my finger. Is that shit or just crack grease?

by youdknowifitwasupinya October 4, 2015

Brayden Geistweidt

Massive Black Cock

Brayden Geistweidt has a massive black cock.

by boombrayden33 June 4, 2021

Daddy Tem-Geist

A Tem-Geist, but one that is daddy af. Possible fuccboi material. Be prepared to get a boner or wet pussy upon encountering one.

Person A: "Oh my god have you seen that guy? He migh tlook up Tem porn all day but I want him to have my children!"

Person B: "He is a total Daddy Tem-Geist!"

by Doustthouevenderp May 6, 2017

greaseball

another derogatory term for an italian. A greaseball is someone who looks like they don't take showers all that often. Italians seem to be naturally greasy and unheigenic. Therefore this name was made to describe this certain breed of italians who lack etiquette and basic hygeine.

sonny is such a fucking greaseball.

by luigiscousin October 3, 2007

greasonably

A term which describes when you are doing "reasonably" well in the recruitment industry, because everyone in recruitment is greasy.

"Its a new account, and we are doing "greasonably" well. We just need another few placements in there!"

by Recruitment God October 5, 2006

Greasing the bowl

The first flush you should give a toilet that hasn't been used in a while. Not necessary when peeing, but should be utilized to wet a dry bowl before spitting mud to help prevent poo streaks or chunky cling-ons.

Before we pinch a loaf we should be greasing the bowl.

by RicklessPI March 26, 2009