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goon shit

The act of doing things that are typically frowned upon in an unintelligent or unsafe manner.
You guys were doing some goon shit when you lit the hat on fire while you were still wearing it.
by T.K. Opps June 27, 2020
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Officer Goon

definitely the coolest rapper ever. don't ever mess with him or else he'll kill you. straight up.
Officer Goon robbed dollar general and only received 2 bucks. yeaaaaaa
by officergoon April 30, 2010
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Fake Goon

A fake goon is a person that wears tall tees over their hoodies and baggy pants while they try to snowboard like Lucas Magoon but are not as good as he is.
Logan Nowak is a fake goon.
by Goontown October 9, 2008
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goon show

The funniest radio show ever made. Transmitted by the BBC in the 1950's. Starred Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe, playing a variety of madcap characters.

You have to listen to it ... tends to provoke strong reactions, i.e. you either love it or hate it.
"He's like something off the Goon show".
by eighthofseven November 9, 2007
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gooning for the 1%

Brutal and more subtle strategies and tactics by the politicians, police, courts, corporations, and the 1% to suppress the right to free speech and the right to public assembly with regards to social, economic, and political justice. This is often done in the form shooting war veterans in the face with rubber bullets, tear gassing and beating and arresting defenceless bystanders, woman, children, protesters and the press with clubs and military like assaults. The beatings and violence suppression tactics are purported to be for public health and safety purposes (of the 1%).

This is often in contrast to the suppressors efforts to accommodate a small minority within the 1% (.0001% that destroyed the economy) by failing to enforce laws, writing new laws to make illegal activities legal, and providing perverse incentives, perverse subsidies, perverse bonuses, perverse tax breaks, perverse corporate transfer of wealth from the shareholders to the top management that increase social and economic injustice and destroy the economy for the 99%. The brutal tactics are supplemented by much more repressive tactics governmental by goons of the 1% that write laws and self-regulate their activities, since these methods are more pervasive and detrimental to the 99.9%
Someone should talk to the Koch Brothers about sponsoring a tea party for the Mayors and Governors to discuss improved methods for "gooning for the 1%". These Occupy Wall Street people are getting to be a public nuisance, and want to slow the transfer of wealth and power from the poor to the rich. The Occupiers also want to criminalize illegal activities of the 1%.
by mlhiss November 15, 2011
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noon goon

A group or family (esp. tourists) that shows up and crowds a beach at noon, which is when most of the surfers are leaving. Usually used in a demeaning way.
Glad we're gettin' outta here, all the noon goons are showing up.

Fuck man an entire clan of noon goons just piled out of their SUV.
by mywhat May 20, 2009
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Goon Fountain

An object of great beauty and wealth. Similar to that of a Chocolate Fountain differing as it spews deliciously cheap goon from its summit. Goon Fountains are a highly sought after commodity usually evoking jealousy and other shifty personality traits in their provider. These character flaws can swell and cause said promises to disappear 'just like writing in the sand'. Many compare the promise of a goon fountain to that of the promised lands, wishing the god of goon would not renigger on his offering. In the past when said providers have gone back on their words they have gained many titles and criticisms including; forsaker of bonds, renouncer of ties and the dog without a tail. Someone who goes back on a promised goon fountain may also be referred to as a 'goon fountainer' or said to be 'goon fountaining' usually implying an act of betrayal greater than dogging.
Trusting Friend - Hey Dawg, how about that goon fountain?
Dawg - this goon is mine, all the way to the old fence line
Trusting Friend - Oh Come On! Ya Damn Jurk

Or

Person 1 - Did u hear about that jurk totally goon foutaining that guy the other day?
Person 2 - Yeah man it was fucked he bench pressed his entire family for messing up his hair
Person 1 - REAL!?
by WhiteAlwaysMovesFirst May 30, 2013
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