goober

a peanut

will, you are such a goober!

by kevely and sam March 8, 2003

Goober

A person who is a combination of a Loser, idiot, clutz, bigot, naive, arrogant, oblivious and generally lacking insight to the world, very opinionated but is never perceived as a smart or charismatic.

This person will often find him/her self in awkward situations, often without realising it. Someone who will say inappropriate things at the wrong time and thinks its all cool.

A: "Did you hear nathan talking about how great his new headphones were to the grooms mother"?
B: "Yeah what a goober"

A: "That dude is walking around the beach chatting up every chick with his ridiculous hat"
B:"Yeah what a goober"

A:"I spent my day driving around in my new car to see who would look twice"
B:"Dude its a 1993 Mazda 121 you fucking goober"

by chabibii October 8, 2013

Goober

Can be considered a Green Bean or more commonly, a Peanut.

"Graham, you are such a skinny goober."
"Peanuts aren't skinny."
"Well, green beans are so. . .yea."

by rainydaynaps September 26, 2012

The Goomba

The act of a man slapping another person in the face with the head of his penis (a.k.a. mushroom stamping) after giving them a good messy ass fucking, leaving a smear in the shape of a mushroom, or in this case, a Goomba. The origination of this definition comes from the mythical creature dwelling in the Mushroom Kingdom of Super Mario Brothers games. In the original game for NES, the Goomba sprite was identical to the mushroom sprite, only it was brown and had eyes.

Yeah, buddy! I totally gave her The Goomba last night! She got goomba'd.

by Mattlick July 4, 2008

Thao smells goob

The act of a fine young and pretty lady adding the word "goob" to the end of "thao smells" in order to change the sentance. "Thaos" are usually hot, skinny, of vietnamese origin, and stupid, hence the spelling error in "good."

This game is really goob, this pizza is goob aswell, damn, I smell goob.

by Thaominator Exterminator August 29, 2004

goob

1. A person commiting a generally stupid or pointless act.
2. Slang term generally used as an insult for a person who is not liked by the user of the word.

1. What a goob Steve is for drinking that much.
2. That guy is a goob, I hate him.

by Abaleon September 1, 2008

goobar

a random word I pulled out of my ass

you are all my puppets! dance dance DANCE! I am the drunken avenger of the night stalking women mugging people killing sluts and stabbing small animals.

by Dumb Ass August 16, 2004