Glit

When a gunt becomes indistinguishable from the clit, in extreme cases, they become conjoined, rendering the females reproductive organs useless.

''Jesus Mickey, it's a stage 10 gunt, I never thought I'd see one!''

''No Tommy....that's a glit.''

by Gunner IRE April 3, 2009

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Glit

interjection - Used to express extreme displeasure.

Glit! My girlfriend just left me.

by Baruchhhh February 8, 2007

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glish

(noun) Gastrointestinal distress, specifically diarrhea. Often used with "the", i.e. "the glish".

Man, I spent the whole day on the shitter with the glish.

by Quinn Ward April 21, 2006

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Glitch in the Matrix

Taking a shit right after you shower. It leaves you feeling unclean and like you have to restart the whole day.

Oh, man - that double bean and jalapeño cheese dip burrito hit me right after I got outta the shower. I had to pinch a spicy loaf... it felt so smooth and creamy, yet the spicy bite was so crisp and refreshing, it slid right outta me, but now I feel as unclean as a menstruating woman in a cave in the Middle East. It’s like a a Glitch in the Matrix - I have to start my whole day over.

by BizzerSkiller November 15, 2018

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Gilstrap

Anyone who has a very low intelligence and doesn't completely know how to pronounce his/her R's and L's. This individual may very well be an asshat or ass monkey. He/she usually will have a false sense of coolness and manliness. The individual typically has a terrible lisp.

Man 1:"Hey man, did you just see that ass monkey walk by?"
Man 2:"Dude thats a Gilstrap. Its not his fault. He was born that way."

by JC78681Krs January 11, 2009

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