The Last Gift 

A gift from a close friend who can't see a future in their friendship, so they pack 'The Last Gift' with objects of interest like pictures, a sweater, etc. This way, the other friend will always have something to remember them by.

I have the last gift for you.

The Last Gift by Manson_Mysterious September 9, 2023

national get your girlfriend a gift day 

gentlemen it’s time for you to be a big man. get that sexy mama of yours and give her a gift of a lifetime. check vsco,pinterest,insta, but no cringe. good luck fellas!

“bro did you get your girl a gift?”
“for what?”
“national get your girlfriend a gift day”

national get your girlfriend a gift day by WackyWollie April 23, 2019

give your friend called darcie a gift day

this friend deserves a gift, buy them a good one on April 16th to make them happy

"hi darcie! today is national give your friend called darcie a gift day so here is a gift from me for always being there for me! <3"

give your friend called darcie a gift day by eatmyshorts1289 April 13, 2021

brown gift

The act of defecating into a condom. Then proceeding to swing it around until it bursts and covers surrounding area/people in faeces

I made a brown gift for them it went all in there hair

brown gift by hohoholyshit April 19, 2009

Ninja gift 

The gift you never saw coming.

Gift recipient: "Omg I can't believe I got a Snuggie from the person who sent me the 'WTF Blanket' video!"
Gift giver: "Ninja gift! Oooaaah!!"

Ninja gift by RealNaughtyRN January 19, 2011

The Gift 

Pronunciation: 'gift
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give

1 : a shitless wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient

1 : "Oh man, I just recieved THE GIFT today, I took a heinous dump and went to wipe what I thought would be a shitty ass and I was clean. God has been good to me."

2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtleheading. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe."

The Gift by SRS December 1, 2004

Love Gift

A Love Gift is a gift/present given by one's partner/mother that completely falls short of gift/present expectations and will ultimately be a source of decremental humiliation to the recipient by their peers.

The Love Gift can never be thrown out or sold on and must be displayed/worn by the recipient at all occasions/locations that hold significance, such as Birthdays, Christmas's and Weddings.

Person One: 'That's a nice jumper you have on their Blake'

Person Two: 'Why thanks Ben, it was a gift from my wife'

Person One: 'Thought so, it looks like a Love Gift'.

Love Gift by monkey goosy August 20, 2012