My gf

Basically nobody kinda likes her but I do I’m literally in love with her.

F:omg i hate (j)!!!
friends:just fyi (A) is friends with( j)
me:is thinking-*they don’t know she’s my gf*
me:is okay dw I won’t say ;)

by they_luvmakk July 22, 2022

post your gf day

on the 17th of april, post pictures of your girl so that other hoes can back the fuck off

"hey bro, how come you haven't posted your gf?! it's post your gf day!"

by nckfrrs April 17, 2023

March 8th: National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day

March 8th is the official National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day.

Whoa dude, it's March 8th: National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day, which means my girlfriend is gonna dominate me tonight!

by Anonymous User 835842109 March 8, 2024

Shower your gf with LOVE

November 16th is the day you shower your girlfriend with all the love and affection you possibly can

Not loved enough? Don't worry its National Shower your gf with love day

by anonymous November 16, 2020

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022

Be mean to your gf day

June 26

“Baby spend time with me “
“No”
“Why baby”
“Cause It’s be mean to your gf day

by Mrshifu June 26, 2022

Be rude to your gf day

On feb 3rd its national be rude to ur gf day

Bf: Hey Ur a Bitch!
Gf: What! How dare you
Bf: It's Be rude to your gf day

by assb February 3, 2025