Anus gravy

When you eat Taco Bell, the intestinal tract heats up, causing the rancid Taco Bell feces to melt into a highly combustible fluid, which is now completely liquified, which is then charged with the anal gases which have been heated into plasma, causing a turbocharged fart to shoot out liquid diarrhea into your pants, in which the Taco Bell diarrhea’s runny state causes the shit to run down your pants, with an intense and potent smell. A term coined and used by the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Guy 1: I suddenly don’t feel good.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.

by InternetSlangPhD January 3, 2021

Teflon gravy

Teflon gravy is for all the Teflon gangsters out there . It’s regular gravy but if you’re Teflon , it’s Teflon gravy 🌝

Can you pass the gravy ? I’m Teflon the fuck you talking bout . This is Teflon gravy my nigga.

by Teflon gravy October 18, 2021

All gravy, no dry spots

An elaboration of the term “all gravy.” When something is not just good, but lacks any of the downside or dissatisfaction one may normally expect to encounter in an otherwise positive experience. It is a reference to the use of gravy as a sauce to cover drier foods, and refers to an evenly spread amount of gravy so that while eating the meal one does not find any dry spots where there is no or insufficient gravy.

Can also refer to sex that is good from start to finish.

That trip to the beach was all gravy, no dry spots! So glad the clouds didn’t show up till after we left.

by Greymatter1416 July 20, 2023

takes the gravy

Relating to fellatio, "taking the gravy" means allowing the man come in one's mouth then swallowing his ejaculatory discharge and leaving his organ completely clean.

What a babe! she only gives the best head on the coast, but she also takes the gravy.

by aum108 May 27, 2011

down for the gravy

A Gentleman's romantic term for performing oral sex on a lady.

Best not used verbally in said ladies company during coitus as she may take unreasonable offence that could potentially spoil the mood somewhat, with a risk of the daft cow snapping a quim string and cutting short the Gentleman's enjoyment completely.

Women, eh?

"How did you get on with that girl last night mate?"

"I had her glistening by 9 o'clock, I warmed her up nicely to gash mark 4 and then went down for the gravy"

by Burning blue soul June 22, 2017

Fill her with gravy and join the navy

Another euphemism for "hit it and quit it."

Guy 1: After I take Susan home, I'm going to fill her with gravy and join the navy!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I'm going to hit it and quit it.
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, nice!

by bitthday December 18, 2019

good gravy

Replacement for the profanity, used by vintage lifestylists to make fun of the old censorship laws. Also used: gee, golly, gosh, etc.

Good Gravy! Did you see that? Is that even legal in this state?

by $ally August 5, 2007