galic

The affectionate contrubition made by someone to someone else rather close to them, which consists of the licking of your hand which is then smeared across the other persons face.

i is gonna galic you

by em shmodwin July 24, 2003

garidge

pronounced ga-rij
A refrigerator that resides in a garage or barage

I've got a keg of pale ale tapped in my garidge

The tofurkey is thawing in the garidge.

by Lauren Penner November 14, 2006

garch

Oligarch, pejorative

Donald Trump isn't a garch... he's a tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon that's puppeted by garchs.

by Mac Ronym April 23, 2018

Edgar Garcia

A boi into failed dry humor and loves unnecessary edginess and unfunny offensive shock humor. Likes memes and has a jew kraut nose, pale skin, receding hairline, and breathing problems. Uses discord a concerning amount and probably eats cereal full of dead baby skulls and earlobes for breakfast. Is eternally a virgin and plays pubg mobile.

Edgar Garcia is so god damn gay, man!

by Bampler Shumplerdinkler November 13, 2018

garch

A word my friend Chaelon made up. It is somewhat self-descriptive I think. It means "bad", "ugly", "unpleasant", "gross"

If describing someones hair, the conjugation is "lanch"

"Damn, that dudes acne was really garch!"

"This 3 day old pizza is getting really garch"

"I forgot to comb my hair today and it is looking rather lanch"

by BEB July 2, 2004

Garchomp125

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Cherry Garcia

When a girl is straddling a guy's face before he eats her out, but instead she shits on his face. Then, as he sits up to yell at her, she punches him in the nose. The mixture of blood and fecal matter resembles the Ben & Jerry's ice cream Cherry Garcia

Delicious.

Ian: "Sam why are you covered in shit and blood?"
Sam: "Kendra gave me a Cherry Garcia."

by Janet O'Malley July 2, 2007