Mooning Glory

An erection caused by the arousal from the mooning of another person.
You can’t help but masturbate as long as the other person keeps showing his/her ass, a.k.a. full moon.

You: I have the weirdest boner.
Me: That’s mooning glory you’re having.

by gregben June 20, 2022

Duson Glory Hole

A term coined for the use of a colostomy stoma in the various disturbing sex acts made available to residents of Southern Louisiana due to the many health problems that accompany poverty and poor lifestyle choices.

"Why's your friend looking so forlorn today?" "Oh, was passed around for his Duson Glory Hole at the club last night, and now he's regretting his poor decisions in life."

by Kangaroo Ninja April 28, 2023

Fountain of Glory

Expressing ones self in such a way as to have ejaculate explode into ones mouth.

Patrick was so excited he created a fountain of glory for all to see

by Pm12345678 December 18, 2011

Fists of Glory

The ability to jerk somebody off in a matter of seconds

That chick I hooked up with last night had fists of glory, I was done in .9 seconds

by yourmothersantlers December 30, 2011

holding on to the glory days

When an older guy who is balding is trying to feel for his hair which no longer exists to fix it.

"Dude did you see Uncle Jim at the wedding last night?"
"Yeah!, he was totally holding on to the glory days!"
"Totally"

by blackmomtryingtosupportafamily July 20, 2014

Guts before Glory

Standing up for what you believe in even when you are scared. Even if you fail, its belief in yourself to to take a stand and be proud. It takes strength to have a voice, stand for what you believe in, and honoring yourself for that. You may be weak but through a struggle, you fight through the storm. That takes courage to stand tall. Live strong, face fear, and take pride in that.

He was a coward. He finally had enough and spoke out truth even if he was scared. He put stood up for who he was, what he believed in and that is strength, bravery and Guts before Glory

by Devenshadows September 15, 2015

no guys no glory

Reference to a group of friend investors who constantly fall victim to autocorrect. Meant to represent "No Guts No Glory"

Let's just sell half, and wait to see where the price goes. Hopefully up! No guys no glory!

by Crypto Guys August 22, 2017