futuo te

latin for 'fuck you'.....not very commonly used but funny

futuo te....ur such a stercus caput

by gujuhomie04 May 22, 2006

Future Sailors

Song stolen by Lance Dior and Horrold Boon from Vince Noir and Howard Moon from the Mighty Boosh. 3rd series.

'Future sailors. Electronice castaways...'

by Gemmy Dodger May 9, 2008

Future Sex Offenders

Usually young, around 16 or younger.

Shorter then average and always wears a hat over their eyes so people can't see them staring from underneath it.

Greasy hair hidden under hat, always stares from the darkness, walks slowly with hands by side or in pocketsm possibly holding a camera phone or tape recorder.

Chooses to hang out with smokers, people who think they are cool but arent, druggos and fat kids.

girl 1 - "Omg he's looking again!"

girl 2 - "Is that a camera?!!!"

girl 1 - "He will so be one of those Future Sex Offenders!"

Girl 2 - "same with the fat kid."

by googleitlosers February 6, 2009

futureproof

Not obsolete in the future

a futureproof "high-definition ready" HD DVD player.

by Ro Jones November 15, 2006

Future Hobos of America

An organization formed at Fairfax High School. The Future Hobos of America (FHA) really doesn't do anything, except form more FHA groups at other schools and sit around doing nothing.

Many of the members of the FHA are republicans

by IrishRepublicanArmy February 11, 2004

In the future...

You will be able to marry a pile of dogshit.

Rape will be legal.

It will be legal to rape infants.

Human sacrifices will be made legal.

Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.
Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.

Cannibalism will be legal.

Marijuana will still be illegal...

by Observer March 19, 2005

future

An imaginary land of peace, love and prosperity, often unconsciously linked to another domain - the past. An equally fictional realm of regret, sorrow and despair.

The future's not here now, nor will it be in the future.

by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009