Friendid

Friendid (friend-did) - refers to a person you used to be friends with, but have since cut contact due to relations or specific events. This does not refer to a dead friend or a friend you cut off due to not being able to see each other or just moving on; this refers to (possibly) a fake friend you had that you are no longer friends with due to issues.

1: Yoooo, WTF is that Banks???
2: Oh shit, oh hell nah
1: Huh?
2: Bruh he a friendid, he disrespected my girl bigtime

(other example)

2: oh fuck thats mark
1: you got a problem with him??
2: yea bruh he one of my friendids, we got into a fight cuz he joked on my dead grandma
1: oh shit, RIP to your grandma btw.

by 95ninetofive December 11, 2024

Friended-so-hard-our-kids-got-married-in-law

This is what you call it when you’re really good friends with someone that their kid and yours end up having a great relationship and get married.

“Hey Blake have you met my friended-so-hard-our-kids-got-married-in-law. He’s the father of little Bettie, my sons wife.”

by Sxizid February 1, 2026

Friended-so-hard-our-kids-got-married-in-law

This is what you call it when you and your friend have children of ur own and they end up getting married.

“Hey have you met my Friended-so-hard-our-kids-got-married-in-law, Blake? He’s the father of Stacy whose the wife of my son Adam. We were and are great best friends”

by Sxizid February 1, 2026

Friendcestuous

Friendcestuous - meaning to have a group of friends that will date each other , break up and date each other's exs in the friend group and not be bothered by it.

I don't go near molly because her friend group is Friendcestuous and I don't want too much weirdness and dramatic for my taste.

by Feoeleadorvnors April 3, 2025

friendcest

when you have sexual relations with a bunch of your friends to where its gross

“shes a hoe, she participates in friendcest”

by candy pp July 23, 2025

Friendzie

A friend who may be crazy too

A quick way to describe your crazy friend

Trev -Hey, what do you think about Alice?
Crystal - oh Alice? She's one of my friendzies

by CuttieTommyGirlyGirl July 26, 2025

Friendception

When you try to find out about something through friends of friends of friends etc. Basically a massive game of Chinese Whispers that will end with you finding out absolutely nothing. Alternatively a general term to describe an incredibly convoluted group of people. Yes, this is an Inception joke.

'Oh my god, don't even bother, that'll be the craziest Friendception ever.'
'Honestly his social circle is a complete Friendception.'

by rmHawk765 September 25, 2025