Definitions by rmHawk765
Omnishambles
My gosh, our government is such an omnishambles!
Our trip ended up turning into an absolute omnishambles.
Our trip ended up turning into an absolute omnishambles.
Omnishambles by rmHawk765 August 18, 2026
Summute
The act of making a commute-esque journey on a Sunday (to a major area). A person doing this is called a Summuter. A reverse Summuter is a person making a return commute journey (from a major area). Other than that, the word's usage and variations are the same as 'commute'.
Cor blimey, that 350's absolutely packed with late evening reverse Summuters!
My train this morning was overrun with Summuters.
I'll be Summuting tomorrow to London, then I'll reverse Summute back to Cambridge, assuming GTR doesn't have a seizure at the sight of a 700 full of Summuters like me. See you then!
My train this morning was overrun with Summuters.
I'll be Summuting tomorrow to London, then I'll reverse Summute back to Cambridge, assuming GTR doesn't have a seizure at the sight of a 700 full of Summuters like me. See you then!
Friendception
When you try to find out about something through friends of friends of friends etc. Basically a massive game of Chinese Whispers that will end with you finding out absolutely nothing. Alternatively a general term to describe an incredibly convoluted group of people. Yes, this is an Inception joke.
'Oh my god, don't even bother, that'll be the craziest Friendception ever.'
'Honestly his social circle is a complete Friendception.'
'Honestly his social circle is a complete Friendception.'
Friendception by rmHawk765 September 25, 2025