friends

what friends

i have no friends

by Phart honey cakes April 22, 2018

friends

A mystical item which is known to not be in people's possession.

I don't have friends

by oopsydoooopsy July 30, 2020

Friends

WERE JUST FRIENDSSSSSSS!!!! NOTHING MORE THAN THAT K!!!!!!

U: wanna go on a date

Friend: OMG WERE JUST FRIENDS OK. And I have a bf.

by blakedout April 25, 2019

Friends

Useless pieces of shit that will always fail to aid you.

I think we are friends now

by Valt1c April 18, 2022

Friends

A fucking waste of time. U could be out Doing what u want in life BUT NOOOO u have to go out of ur fucking way to comfort ur dumbass friend after a breakup. But for what. What is that gonna do? Bc u comforted him is he gonna give u a stack lode of college for ur well being. No! They say “man thanks a lot for helping me out. I feel a lot better. Alright bye see ya tomorrow.” Mother fucker...... IF WE FUCKING GO OUT OF OUR WAY FOR A FRIEND WHAT THE FUCK DO WE GET. When u get rich u have to share with ur friends bc they were “ there for u” bullshit. We don’t need these bitch ass friends. U probably searched this bc ur friend left u and u wanted something like this. Well just block ur self out from everyone. U may get depression but that’s okay. U wanna know why? Bc u don’t have to deal with bullshit

How u should act
George, Hey Ted hows it....
You, shut the fuck up scum. Ur not my friend.
George, why

You, bc a guy told me friends suck so screw off

by George bacon April 27, 2019

Friends

Something you don’t have.

Person 1: Dude, where are all of your friends, all I see are two cardboard boxes? Person 2: Those are my friends.

by R u a stalker? October 04, 2018

Friends

Friends are people who are always there for you, no matter what happens. You stay together and share secrets and help each other out.

Friends are forever

by Dude I’m awesome and love cats June 03, 2019