Female Freshman Syndrome

Female Freshman Syndrome is the realization from women after they get to college they they are not just going to walk into Mr. Right on the first day of classes, this usually happens around finals first semester, and leaves the women in a very emotionally exposed state an will turn many a good girl into a crazy slut.

Jenny thought she would find her future husband as soon as she got to college. When finals came up freshman year, she contracted Female Freshman Syndrome and realized that this wouldn't happen. She is now one of the craziest girls in the whole class

by Guytiredofthisshit December 7, 2013

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FRESHmen

Freshmen in high school or college who are slightly cooler than the normal band of newbies, and often have upperclassmen friends.

We're so fresh we're not just freshmen we're FRESHmen.

by whoa_its_soph March 28, 2011

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freshmen trip

Trip on which freshmen prank eachother, especially on April 1st

Matt had to bust the shits on the way home from Gatlinburg

by spa April 2, 2005

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freshman

a person at their first year in university

we must put all freshmen through rituals for them to be fully accepted into alpha-omega fraternity

by Rib July 19, 2004

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Freshmen

The new kids in high school. These kids often still think school is like middle school, and are the perfect victims for pranks and torment like wedgies, swirlies, purple nurples, wet willies, noogies, and being stuffed into lockers.

I used to torment freshmen at every opportunity I got. From hanging wedgies on the flagpole to stripping them naked and parading them into the crowded hallways, I was always making sure freshmen were thoroughly humiliated throughout the school years.

by Rappunk799 June 16, 2014

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