Squashed A Frog

To shit in one's own pants and then sit in it.

Lertle: "Hey Lojik, the funniest thing happened.. I was driving home and I squashed a frog!"

Lojik: "Haha what?"

Lertle: "I thought I had to fart but I shat myself, then i sat in it. Very messy it was"

by Funny Mofo No.1 April 20, 2011

peppa the frog

peppa pig with the dang meme frog on her head

Dang peppa the frog won the meme war

by dankser ganger October 30, 2017

tree frog

On a humid day your nutsac sticks to your leg.

Dam I wish the heat would lighten up im tree froggin.

by wayne griffin June 21, 2006

hermit the frog

Someone who sits in seclusion for a period of time but is normally outgoing and social.

-"Where's Nick? He usually comes out with us."
-"He's being hermit the frog tonight in his room"

by stikshift September 22, 2011

frog in a blender

Dancing with disjointed movement

At every wedding there is a guy dancing like a frog in a blender, usually the bride's father!

by Brian Butterly August 02, 2006

stinky frog

A stinky frog is when you are doing a girl doggystyle, then you leapfrog over her and fart in her face

"you should have seen that girls face after I gave her the stinky frog!"

by Stinky frog master September 07, 2006

jamster frog

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by World Domination February 24, 2005