The jodie foster

You skeet in your hand, and then proceed to flick the pastie remains in a persons face to get there attention.

Ted: Man, last night I could not quite reach the remote control, so I served my bitch the Jodie Foster.

Joey: Sweet!

by Serth Cerk August 11, 2006

spunk farter

1) A person who expels bodily gasses post gay sex.

2) A female who fanny farts, launching the ejaculated seaman at the male who produced the fluid.

3) An insult to a male you dislike, insinuating that the male is of a homosexual nature and generally unpleasant.

1) Lover 1: Oh I appear to have done a fart and some of your spunk fired out, does that make me a spunk farter?

Lover 2: Yes.

2) As above

3) Shut up spunk farter.

by Andy & Tammy November 9, 2006

Foster Face

A gag reflex face. The face you make when you gag unexpectedly.

While recieving his blowjob, Foster came faster than than he had anticipated, and it surprised his woman. He came so fast and unexpectedly, that SHE couldnt help but gag! We call it a "Foster Face"

by ACE'd January 20, 2008

Twenty-footer

A girl that only looks good from twenty feet or more.

I thought she was hot until I got up close and saw the wart on her nose. She was a twenty-footer.

by Tim_D September 24, 2005

ninja farter

The act of farting around others and trying to cover the fart noise with another noise such as coughing, clapping, banging on something, etc.

"Did that guy just ninja fart or was he really coughing that loud?"
"Jessica, you are such a ninja farter...we all know why you were really clapping."

by Joey3 April 26, 2006

tough farters

individuals who, for whatever reason, frequently pass gas, and whether or not they find it amusing, are inclined to resorting to physical violence or threats of violence to quell complaints and criticism

Guy 1: Dude, how'd you get that black eye?

Guy 2: Gary clocked me in the eye after I complained about his smelly fart during the meeting.

Guy 1: He's one of those tough farters, huh?

by Saint NoWhere May 14, 2010

kia forte

race car

What do you think this is? A civic? Hell Naw. That kia forte is a race car.

by The.Stig November 21, 2016